List of Colby's nicknames for UFC fighters

[BayAreaGuy]

Cumshot is probably the funniest.

 

[Kingdumb]

Yup. He did find those 5th graders.
At least 'Joanna ugly woman from Poland' is more to the point




Super clever.

 

[TJ Dillashank]

Seeing as Colby is laying out the nicknames, thought I would make a list. I think have covered them all, please post any I have missed, and post your favourite!

Mark not so Goodard
Leon Edward Scissorhands
Marty fake Newsman
Marty Snoozeman
Marty Juiceman
The CEO of EPO (Usman)
Dustin Sorrier
Steak Paul
Snake Paul
Stockton Soyboy (Nate)
Dilbert Burns
Street Judas Masvidal
Ali AbdelaSleeze
Low T City Ortega
Cumshot Chimaev
The Juice Box (Usman)
Conman McGregor
Dustin Dufus Poirier
Dustin Soyier
Email Mick

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Tyquil Woodley
Rachet Horseface
Rafael dos nachos
Joanna ugly woman from Poland
Krusty the Clown - Tracy Cortez (Brian Ortega's girlfriend)
Ben Asscream
Journeyman Jorge
Nebraskan Nightmare
Stephen Choir Boy Thompson
The last stupid bender
Joanna is the boobie woman
Boobie woman (Joanna)
Leon Scott (Leon Edwards)
Dustin Soyrier

The Australian Hooker

he's Dan Hooker my mind keeps remembering these names

 

[fullspar]

thats not even his xray. poor asslass

Yeah I am not sure why people keep saying he had a broken jaw, when he never

 

[fullspar]

Sorrier maybe for the Conor charity thing?

Possibly, I have heard him use both Sorrier and Soyier/Soyrier

 

[fullspar]

Cumshot is probably the funniest.

That's his latest one I think, hopefully he gets wind and comes up with some more lol

 

[Willek]

Is Usman the CEO of EPO? Lol

Wouldn't that be TJ Dillashaw?

 

[HitMachine]

Seeing as Colby is laying out the nicknames, thought I would make a list. I think have covered them all, please post any I have missed, and post your favourite!

Mark not so Goodard
Leon Edward Scissorhands
Marty fake Newsman
Marty Snoozeman
Marty Juiceman
The CEO of EPO (Usman)
Dustin Sorrier
Steak Paul
Snake Paul
Stockton Soyboy (Nate)
Dilbert Burns
Street Judas Masvidal
Ali AbdelaSleeze
Low T City Ortega
Cumshot Chimaev
The Juice Box (Usman)
Conman McGregor
Dustin Dufus Poirier
Dustin Soyier
Email Mick

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Tyquil Woodley
Rachet Horseface (Mike perry's ex fiance Michelle Nickerson)
Rafael dos nachos
Joanna ugly woman from Poland
Krusty the Clown - Tracy Cortez (Brian Ortega's girlfriend)
Ben Asscream
Journeyman Jorge
Nebraskan Nightmare
Stephen Choir Boy Thompson
The last stupid bender
Joanna is the boobie woman
Boobie woman (Joanna)
Leon Scott (Leon Edwards)
Dustin Soyrier
The Australian Hooker
Darrel doughboy (Till)
Cheater Pan (Petr Yan)
Grease St. Pierre

Duck lip Gaethje
Jon Coke Jones
Brian Soyboy Ortega
Cow girl Cerrone
Wonder girl (Thompson)
The little snake (Dillashaw)

 

[empsim]

Colby can be pretty cringe, but some of those are great.

 

[HitMachine]

Seeing as Colby is laying out the nicknames, thought I would make a list. I think have covered them all, please post any I have missed, and post your favourite!

Mark not so Goodard
Leon Edward Scissorhands
Marty fake Newsman
Marty Snoozeman
Marty Juiceman
The CEO of EPO (Usman)
Dustin Sorrier
Steak Paul
Snake Paul
Stockton Soyboy (Nate)
Dilbert Burns
Street Judas Masvidal
Ali AbdelaSleeze
Low T City Ortega
Cumshot Chimaev
The Juice Box (Usman)
Conman McGregor
Dustin Dufus Poirier
Dustin Soyier
Email Mick

NEW
Tyquil Woodley
Rachet Horseface (Mike perry's ex fiance Michelle Nickerson)
Rafael dos nachos
Joanna ugly woman from Poland
Krusty the Clown - Tracy Cortez (Brian Ortega's girlfriend)
Ben Asscream
Journeyman Jorge
Nebraskan Nightmare
Stephen Choir Boy Thompson
The last stupid bender
Joanna is the boobie woman
Boobie woman (Joanna)
Leon Scott (Leon Edwards)
Dustin Soyrier
The Australian Hooker
Darrel doughboy (Till)
Cheater Pan (Petr Yan)
Grease St. Pierre
Duck lip Gaethje
Jon Coke Jones
Brian Soyboy Ortega
Cow girl Cerrone
Wonder girl (Thompson)
The little snake (Dillashaw)

oh forgot one more.. my favorite..

Uncle Fester (Dana White)

 

[fullspar]

oh forgot one more.. my favorite..

Uncle Fester (Dana White)

That stays at the top in bold!

 

[Epicman1324]

Leon Scott cracks me up, not sure if he actually started that tho. Props if he did.

The Nebraska Nightmare is hilarious.

The last stupid bender is great too. I could hear Chael saying that to him.

What is the joke with "Leon Scott"? I don't get it.

 

[Epicman1324]

Darrel doughboy… for till.

He was goin for the pillsbury doughboy referring to weight issues as Till was still at WW and had just missed weight when colby called him this.

Huge missed opportunity to call him the Tillsbury Doughboy.

 

[MechMA]

Literally only Tyquil was actually funny.

Ben asscream is meh, okay I guess?

Rafael Dos Nachos he blatantly stole from Tommy Toe Hold.

The rest suck

 

[El Fernas]

Wouldn't that be TJ Dillashaw?

That was my other option but Colby might not care about 135ers.

 

[fractal]

Cheater Pan (Petr Yan) lol

 

[Chael is The]

Tilly from England

 

[Last Falconry]

almost all of those are exquisitely terrible. "Low T City" is the only one that didn't make me feel second hand embarrassment

 

[weaselkenievil]

So cringeworthy and unfunny but if anyone of you enjoy it, fair do to you. I'm done listening to this gobshite, happily watch his fights, I just ignore everything he says.

 

[DemHands]

Not gonna lie, I was expecting a cringefest and was about to shit on Colby, but I found myself laughing more than I should have...