List of Colby's nicknames for UFC fighters

[fullspar]

Seeing as Colby is laying out the nicknames, thought I would make a list. I think have covered them all, please post any I have missed, and post your favourite!

Uncle Fester (Dana White)

Mark not so Goodard
Leon Edward Scissorhands
Marty fake Newsman
Marty Snoozeman
Marty Juiceman
The CEO of EPO (Usman)
Dustin Sorrier
Steak Paul
Snake Paul
Stockton Soyboy (Nate)
Dilbert Burns
Street Judas Masvidal
Ali AbdelaSleeze
Low T City Ortega
Cumshot Chimaev
The Juice Box (Usman)
Conman McGregor
Dustin Dufus Poirier
Dustin Soyier
Email Mick

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Tyquil Woodley
Rachet Horseface (Mike perry's ex fiance Michelle Nickerson)
Rafael dos nachos
Joanna ugly woman from Poland
Krusty the Clown (Tracy Cortez, Brian Ortega's girlfriend)
Ben Asscream
Journeyman Jorge
Nebraskan Nightmare
Stephen Choir Boy Thompson
The last stupid bender
Boobie woman (Joanna)
Leon Scott (Leon Edwards)
Dustin Soyrier
The Australian Hooker
Darrel doughboy (Till)
Cheater Pan (Petr Yan)
Grease St. Pierre
Duck lip Gaethje
Jon Coke Jones
Brian Soyboy Ortega
Cow girl Cerrone
Wonder girl (Thompson)
The little snake (Dillashaw)
Tilly from England
Kabob
Tae Kwon Joe (Rogan)
Scamaru Usman

 

[Paynebringer]

 

[El Fernas]

Is Usman the CEO of EPO? Lol

 

[jm5000]

Tyquil Woodley

 

[fullspar]

Is Usman the CEO of EPO? Lol

 

[Grill master]

Rachet Horseface is my favourite.

 

[Kingofthestreets]

Rafael dos nachos

Joanna ugly woman from Poland

 

[EndlessCritic]

His nickname for Tracy Cortez (Brian Ortega's girlfriend) is Krusty the Clown.

 

[HollaBack]

Aint gona lie its catchy and funny AF

 

[Grill master]

Street Judas - that's too good. Say what you will about the man, but Colby is a wordsmith for the ages.

 

[loisestrad]

Name calling like in the 5.th grade.

It's lame as fuck. But I guess he's found his audience.

 

[Idkwowman]

Cumshot chimaev is the funniest by far

 

[SherdogWasNeverMyFriend]

Colby Bless.

 

[shh]

I lost it at cumshot chimaev. Love him or hate him, Colby is fucking genius.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Name calling like in the 5.th grade.

It's lame as fuck. But I guess he's found his audience.

Yup. He did find those 5th graders.

Aint gona lie its catchy and funny AF

Street Judas - that's too good. Say what you will about the man, but Colby is a wordsmith for the ages.

I lost it at cumshot chimaev. Love him or hate him, Colby is fucking genius.

Super clever.

 

[Kwic]

Name calling like in the 5.th grade.

It's lame as fuck. But I guess he's found his audience.

To an extent I agree but aren't we all big children anyway? I find them funny even though they are obviously primary school level insults. So what's the insult level for adults? I mean, other than "adults should know better and not insult each other". The answer is : most often boring, whatever it is. Sometimes it's clever and funny, but it's rare. Not everyone can be Chael Sonnen, but even he used some low level humor and trolling many times.
I understand if this kind of thing is not your thing and I respect that but don't generalize and say that kindergarten insults are only for dumb audience. I guess you just like respect and friendly comradery.

 

[Jojomojo]

Ben Asscream
Journeyman Jorge
Nebraskan Nightmare
Stephen Choir Boy Thompson

 

[fullspar]

To an extent I agree but aren't we all big children anyway? I find them funny even though they are obviously primary school level insults. So what's the insult level for adults? I mean, other than "adults should know better and not insult each other". The answer is : most often boring, whatever it is. Sometimes it's clever and funny, but it's rare. Not everyone can be Chael Sonnen, but even he used some low level humor and trolling many times.
I understand if this kind of thing is not your thing and I respect that but don't generalize and say that kindergarten insults are only for dumb audience. I guess you just like respect and friendly comradery.

Agreed, I think Colby nailed it. Its like typical high school athlete/jock/locker room insults. Its better than the likes of other insulters like Chael, Conor etc.

 

[EXOICHO]

CEO of EPO and low t city are my favorite

 

[TJ Dillashank]

Seeing as Colby is laying out the nicknames, thought I would make a list. I think have covered them all, please post any I have missed, and post your favourite!

Mark not so Goodard
Leon Edward Scissorhands
Marty fake Newsman
Marty Snoozeman
Marty Juiceman
The CEO of EPO
Dustin Sorrier
Steak Paul
Snake Paul
Stockton Soyboy
Dilbert Burns
Street Judas Masvidal
Ali AbdelaSleeze
Low T City Ortega
Cumshot Chimaev
The Juice Box
Conman McGregor
Dustin Dufus Poirier
Dustin Soyier
Email Mick

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Tyquil Woodley
Rachet Horseface
Rafael dos nachos
Joanna ugly woman from Poland
Krusty the Clown - Tracy Cortez (Brian Ortega's girlfriend)
Ben Asscream
Journeyman Jorge
Nebraskan Nightmare
Stephen Choir Boy Thompson

The last stupid bender