Let's make puns

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Two furnace repair men were arguing the best
way to fix the broken appliance.

Needless to say things got heated.


A mathematician figure out a great way to
commit the perfect crime but authorities found
out his scheme.



Needless to say his days are numbered.

 

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A mathematician figure out a great way to
commit the perfect crime but authorities found
out his scheme.



Needless to say his days are numbered.

He became a calendar.

Spoiler

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I'd say "runs into a bar".

 

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I've gotten so much extra weight lately, that my niece hurts when I sit on her.

 

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Venn diagram pun

 

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Swipe

 

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Swipe

RIP Mitch Hedberg

 

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