Let's make puns

[Hotora86]

- What's the opposite of isolate?
- Yousoearly

 

[fungi]

Well done, lads.

Yep, it is.

 

[fungi]

 

[Dulfus]

When Covid first started, all the Lego stores had to shut down. When they finally reopened, people were lined up for blocks.

 

[Hotora86]

Do you know the Spanish Beatles?
It's Juan, Pablo, Jorge and Gringo.

 

[fungi]

Sound on:

 

[Dulfus]

I don't always tell Dad jokes, but when I do, they usually make him laugh.

 

[Graves The Elder]

the opposite of comedy is gravity.

 

[Graves The Elder]

what do you call a satisfied clairvoyant?

a happy medium.

 

[Graves The Elder]

why couldn't the bike keep up with the car?

it was two tired.

 

[Graves The Elder]

why did the pony have a raspy voice?
he was a little hoarse.

 

[Hotora86]

Sound on:

Wow that last one was a curveball!

 

[fungi]

 

[Hotora86]

Nice tail on that bird!

 

[Kdup]

Sound on:

Not for 5¢ you won’t? I don’t even get the last punchline. Am I retarded?

 

[fungi]

Not for 5¢ you won’t? I don’t even get the last punchline. Am I retarded?

- Do you see pussy?
- No.
- Not for 5¢, you won't.

P.s. If I could see pussy for 5¢, I'd live in strip clubs.

 

[Kdup]

- Do you see pussy?
- No.
- Not for 5¢, you won't.

P.s. If I could see pussy for 5¢, I'd live in strip clubs.

Yeah the ones around me are nasty, but I live in the middle of nowhere. I’m sure in 3rd world countries they are much better. As a matter of fact I know they are lol. And 5¢ may not see any pussy, but 100$ will.

 

[fungi]

Yeah the ones around me are nasty, but I live in the middle of nowhere. I’m sure in 3rd world countries they are much better. As a matter of fact I know they are lol. And 5¢ may not see any pussy, but 100$ will.

Well, that was the joke.

 

[fungi]

 

[fungi]