Let's make puns

[FyrFytr998]

The difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman, is that you can unscrew a light bulb.

 

[Graves The Elder]

a lumber joke
'why was the 1X2 yawning?'
'he was a little board.'

 

[Shogun515]

bruce lee had a vegan brother

his name was Broco Lee

 

[FyrFytr998]

My wife said she missed me.
Normally that would be good.
But she said it while reloading her gun.

 

[Hotora86]

bruce lee had a vegan brother

his name was Broco Lee

His other brother was even faster than Bruce. His name was Sudden Lee.

 

[fungi]

His other brother was even faster than Bruce. His name was Sudden Lee.

 

[fungi]

His other brother was even faster than Bruce. His name was Sudden Lee.

His cousin was a slut.
Ana Lee.

 

[Hotora86]

His cousin was a slut.
Ana Lee.

And her brother never hesitated to honestly admit it. His name was Frank. Frank Lee.

 

[fungi]

 

[Hotora86]

Not a pun, just a dumbass trying to save face.

 

[fungi]

Not a pun, just a dumbass trying to save face.

No, it was literally a stupid quesion answered in a perfect punny way.

 

[Hotora86]

No, it was literally a stupid quesion answered in a perfect punny way.

 

[fungi]

 

[fungi]

 

[fungi]

 

[Dulfus]

Don't ever start a relationship with a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.

 

[Hotora86]

Don't ever start a relationship with a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.

10/10

 

[Hotora86]

- Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
- Yes, we arson.

 

[fungi]

 

[Spounman]