Let me break it down for you guys

[OnCinemaFan]

I'm in phenomenal shape. I am a professional and fitness is my passion. I have a degree in Sports Nutrition and compete in a variety of physical events around the city. The truth is I'm jacked. I don't play games, and I'm willing and help out. Post questions for me and I'll answer some every night for you guys. Take advantage of this opportunity.

 

[TheSecondRush]

Will you post your actual name so we can confirm your expertise?

 

[wufabufa]

@Kravjutsu is the only resident badass we've had lately. I wonder if you can surpass his helpfulness and expert experience. You two might even be distant relatives.

 

[feelinCrisp]

Are cookies or muffins better for making gainz?

 

[spdrew2143]

I'm in phenomenal shape. I am a professional and fitness is my passion. I have a degree in Sports Nutrition and compete in a variety of physical events around the city. The truth is I'm jacked. I don't play games, and I'm willing and help out. Post questions for me and I'll answer some every night for you guys. Take advantage of this opportunity.

You suck.

 

[OnCinemaFan]

If @Kravjutsu wants some I'm ready to beat his fucking ass.

 

[wufabufa]

If @Kravjutsu wants some I'm ready to beat his fucking ass.

You're crazy man. He trains specifically for aggression and his NHB style is top flight.

 

[MatterOverMind]

I miss the days when trolls were creative.

 

[surrealworlds]

Pics or stfu.

 

[LatFlare]

I'm in phenomenal shape. I am a professional and fitness is my passion. I have a degree in Sports Nutrition and compete in a variety of physical events around the city. The truth is I'm jacked. I don't play games, and I'm willing and help out. Post questions for me and I'll answer some every night for you guys. Take advantage of this opportunity.

How do you balance the requirement to squat at or below parallel with the loosening sphincter and hypermobile turds resulting from your choice of lifestyle?

 

[NurseKnuckles]

Where do I start? I've been part of this forum for years and its about time someone with some real experience joins.

 

[NurseKnuckles]

Can you help me understand how to improve my Krebs Cycle time?

 

[ASUThermo]

This guy gives up on his thread in less than 24 hours?

 

[OnCinemaFan]

Can you help me understand how to improve my Krebs Cycle time?

Yes. I would educate myself on biology if I wete you, and after that sports science. Work out. Sleep a lot. Get a protein coach. Stretch. Not rocket science buddy.

 

[NurseKnuckles]

Yes. I would educate myself on biology if I wete you, and after that sports science. Work out. Sleep a lot. Get a protein coach. Stretch. Not rocket science buddy.

OK good. I'm missing a protein coach.

 

[NurseKnuckles]

So @OnCinemaFan what's a protein coach, exactly? I'm having trouble finding someone to be my protein coach. They're a little fuzzing on what I need...

 

[Stoic1]

1) Protien
2) Pussy
3) Passion

The 3 P's. For less than the cost of a cup of coffee everyday you can join my online program and make TEH SRS gains. I got my associates, and some certificates from some weekend seminars and shit. I am your man for all things fighting, fucking, and fitness related. But let me tell you right off there are no quick answers. Unless:

a) steroids
2) viagra
C) tinder

Hit me up Sherbros, I am here to help. For a recurring, monthly, non-cancelleable fee.

 

[Phlog]

How do you remain positive and consistent when off cycle?

 

[zapataxiv]

I want 40 inch pythons. I already do 7 arm days a week. What else can I do please help.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

I want 40 inch pythons. I already do 7 arm days a week. What else can I do please help.

Wall ball burpees while your vitals are closely monitored by @Sano