Last time you got laid?

dc007 said:
2 weeks ago. A girl I've known for a few years and have banged on and off hit me up and we joined either other's bubble.
We agreed it was easily the best thing we did in the pandemic. We both live alone and are single so we were both pent up. Hopefully she'll want some regular smash schedule but I know she's away for the week to see friends so might only get a monthly hang and bang from her. We'll see.
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When’s the wedding ?

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vanillaisis said:
If you're married you also have to deal with a nagging bitch who you have to share your time and money with. Busting a nut isn't that damn important. The juice isn't worth the squeeze my friend.
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Not having a nagging bitch for a wife is the key. Choose wisely and you eliminate half your problems right off the bat.
 
koolinkunming said:
Well, 7 years and and a toddler to raise and still going strong, so not too shabby.

Sadly though, that may be true at some point.
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Mine ended.....or is in hiatus.....since she’s been pregnant. 8 months pregnant and probably 5-6 since we’ve stopped.

Though it’s more on my part. It’s strange fucking somebody once their showing.
I think I’d be traumatized if I felt it kicking whilst I’m fkn.
Also I keep thinking my dick is literally inches away from my baby’s head.


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Man, I’ve got issues.
Thank goodness for xhamster, Russian porn sites and old sexts of hers.
 
4daLuLZ said:
Mine ended.....or is in hiatus.....since she’s been pregnant. 8 months.
Though it’s more on my part. It’s strange fucking somebody once their showing.
I think I’d be traumatized if I felt it kicking whilst I’m fkn.
Also I keep thinking my dick is literally inches away from my baby’s head.


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Thank goodness for xhamster and random Russian porn sites.
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Lol yeah pregnancy is a different animal altogether. It slowed down for us, with all of the morning sickness in the beginning. Porn got me through. Then she got super horny and I was like fuck it, let’s do this. Sex is how we induced labor. It does fuck with your head though, knowing you’re just a short distance away from stabbing your kid in the head with your prick.

Doggy style is the ticket, man.

After the baby’s born and she’s passed her 6 week recovery, she’ll be good to go if you’re both not too tired at the end of the day. First thing in the morning is the best way to help with that problem.
 
1994 - I took my friends sister to see Pulp Fiction at the movies. Great movie and a wild time after we got back to my place. Hope to repeat the experience one day.
 
4daLuLZ said:
Mine ended.....or is in hiatus.....since she’s been pregnant. 8 months pregnant and probably 5-6 since we’ve stopped.

Though it’s more on my part. It’s strange fucking somebody once their showing.
I think I’d be traumatized if I felt it kicking whilst I’m fkn.
Also I keep thinking my dick is literally inches away from my baby’s head.


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Man, I’ve got issues.
Thank goodness for xhamster, Russian porn sites and old sexts of hers.
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You sound pleasant.

about 2 hours ago for me.
 
CI said:
basically, you need to get a wife from a poor country. any chick in the west is a nightmare. overseas is a better option.
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Done. Replace the nagging with occasional crazy outbursts and you’re right on the money. Crazy is more fun than nagging, believe it or not.
 
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2 weeks ago while the kids were upstairs arguing over Fortnight.
 
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