Last time you got laid?

[sweetviolenturg]

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Yeah, things like that are libido killers for sure. When Mar Mae’s brother died a couple of years ago the grieving process took a while. Condolences to you and your old lady. It’s never easy to deal with, I know.

Thanks, bro. I appreciate it.

 

[sweetviolenturg]

Sorry, don’t think I responded to your last post on this, it’s been a mental few days.
She won’t get over it, I’m not and my mother went in August, but now you’ve sorted through his stuff it’s a start for her to get used to it. If you had a good sexual relationship before, there’s no reason why you won’t again.

Oh, it's the best under normal circumstances. And, I've no doubt that it will be again in due time. Thank you for reassuring me though.

And, yeah, I agree. We are never quite the same again after losing a parent.

 

[minute bull]

Let's just say ... the president was a normal color.

 

[Crawler89]

Don’t you have to pay for dating no sites? Just hit up a hook up site, plenty of chicks lookin* for no strings, little to no effort.

By sites i just meant tinder/bumble.

There's nothing for me out there. No one ever looks at me And things "theres a nice fella" or anything more substantial.

And do not give me any of the usual "lose weight! Better life style! Crap". I've lost 100kg in my life, had two skin removal surgeries, got qualified as a p.t along the way, have a successful career and own a house at 30.

Its just that some of us are the alien losers who don't excel at people and women so we only exist to make sure your all good.

I'm the guy that ends up alone in a tent in the woods or in a cabin by the sea in the middle of no where

But at least I know it and have really refined my jack off technique

 

[Cole train]

By sites i just meant tinder/bumble.

There's nothing for me out there. No one ever looks at me And things "theres a nice fella" or anything more substantial.

And do not give me any of the usual "lose weight! Better life style! Crap". I've lost 100kg in my life, had two skin removal surgeries, got qualified as a p.t along the way, have a successful career and own a house at 30.

Its just that some of us are the alien losers who don't excel at people and women so we only exist to make sure your all good.

I'm the guy that ends up alone in a tent in the woods or in a cabin by the sea in the middle of no where

But at least I know it and have really refined my jack off technique

If normal relationships are impossibility then escorts

Thats how men have done it for centuries

Also try to be not too harsh on yourself

 

[Iron Nick]

This thread has f*cking delivered and sent me quite a few times, ngl!

Also always funny as hell as a foreigner to learn new slang words all the time on here - thanks to @fingercuffs i just found out about "munter" lmfao <Lmaoo><45>

 

[Oeshon]

This thread has f*cking delivered and sent me quite a few times, ngl!

Also always funny as hell as a foreigner to learn new slang words all the time on here - thanks to @fingercuffs i just found out about "munter" lmfao <Lmaoo><45>

Munter is a popular Aussie slang. It has a few meanings too

Munt or munted means you vomited
Munter is an ugly girl who is up for it

 

[Oeshon]

Btw. Got 4th girl for the day coming around now. Popped a kamagra earlier for the 2nd/3rd threesome pair and still feeling the head rush, so it's "time to smesh" as khabib would say.

 

[Te Huna Matata]

2 weekends ago. GF lives on the other side of the state but I'm moving on Wednesday.

 

[Iron Nick]

Munter is a popular Aussie slang. It has a few meanings too

Munt or munted means you vomited
Munter is an ugly girl who is up for it

Interesting, lol.

These almost always make me laugh, especially the slur words.
Also love "noggin" as a word for "head" <45>

 

[Oeshon]

Btw. Got 4th girl for the day coming around now. Popped a kamagra earlier for the 2nd/3rd threesome pair and still feeling the head rush, so it's "time to smesh" as khabib would say.

Just finished up with the 4th. Pretty drained and almost midnight here, so gonna call it at that. The kamagra works wonders for days like this.

 

[Shawn91111]

Will be tonight, as my wife just texted me "when you come home take a shower and shave everything"

I'm pretty sure that's the code.....and also somewhat sure that text was meant for me

 

[no fat chicks]

Maybe a week? Focus on being fit healthy and nice. Don't devote a huge amount of time to the apps, desperation is a strong scent.

 

[Crawler89]

If normal relationships are impossibility then escorts

Thats how men have done it for centuries

Also try to be not too harsh on yourself

Intimacy and closeness is a large problem and what I really desire...so a hooker isnt something im concerned with

I got lube and a flesh light, thats enough

 

[mcgoatp4p#1]

Last September. She gave me herpes. Was still worth it, would do again