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  1. HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    I love it when my sherbros nut.
     
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  2. HomeCheese Black Belt

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    Since right before the lockdown! Despite the 14 day quarantine got a friend flying here in two weeks, per state law she would be able to leave the house so my condition will change shortly thank gosh.
     
  3. koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    Been there, man. It’s hard (no pun intended, or is it?). There have been times where she’s done some kind of freak out or something that has pissed me off so much that I can’t even look at her. Most times though, she has a way of weaseling her way in lol.
     
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  4. Anialater Thousandaire.

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    You need a quality cooch.
     
  6. FyrFytr998 Not my clowns. Not my circus. (2020)

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    Friday night. And gonna go again tonight. Married 20+ years.
     
  7. HeffDoesWant Purple Belt

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    Yesterday,
     
  8. Cole train Silver Belt

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    Escorts if not joking
     
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  9. Cole train Silver Belt

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    No one around home area?

    There are sites on internet
     
  10. vanillaisis Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    2 weeks ago - Glad to not be married
     
  11. William Huggins Brown Belt

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    Yesterday, should have had more tonight but decided to do some LSD instead.......like you do.
     
  12. VinnieVincent Orange Belt

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    Has the lsd wore off yet?
     
  13. William Huggins Brown Belt

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    Yes
     
  14. NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    couple days ago I'm ready to go again so ill keep poking my gf with my bones until 3hets Mesilla it in
     
  15. Ikuza Brown Belt

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    10 days. But I should have a fruitful weekend with at least one of my FWB. And then a very, very fruitful week with my long distance FWB.
     
  16. zapataxiv Red Belt

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    So a year or longer?
    What are you gonna name the little jordenello or jordanella if you don’t name it after the biological father?
     
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  17. chill doggie Corona death count 493K

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    I think I’m a volcel.
     
  18. Stalkingsquid Green Belt

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    Yesterday morning, a buddies sister
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  19. dc007 mr. white belt

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    2 weeks ago. A girl I've known for a few years and have banged on and off hit me up and we joined either other's bubble.
    We agreed it was easily the best thing we did in the pandemic. We both live alone and are single so we were both pent up. Hopefully she'll want some regular smash schedule but I know she's away for the week to see friends so might only get a monthly hang and bang from her. We'll see.
     
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  20. 4daLuLZ Brown Belt

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    LeBron.


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