Last time you got laid?

[Michaelangelo]

About an hour ago. creampie

Don’t

 

[UncleJosh]

May 2007.

 

[Seanomatic22]

Christ was a corporal.

 

[William Huggins]

This morning......... I have a great wife...

 

[fungi]

Too long ago
Life of a divorced sherdogger...

 

[Patrick Jane]

 

[Phlog]

Weekly and I love weekends!

 

[Hellowhosthat]

This. Got laid last night, and I got a nice BJ in the car on Father's day too (which I find super hot). Being married rocks. That is all.

Sounds like you have a great relationship with your dad.

 

[koolinkunming]

This morning again, 20 minutes ago.

 

[koolinkunming]

I think about 6 months lol. 5yr relationship here.

we are having problems is an understatement, she just put a cig out on my arm.

Jesus Christ.

My missus and I have problems from time to time (she doesn’t smoke thankfully, wtf), but even when she goes full psycho she’ll still fuck me.

 

[Cole train]

I think about 6 months lol. 5yr relationship here.

we are having problems is an understatement, she just put a cig out on my arm.

Left hook uppercut to head butt

 

[Danger Dave]

Going on three months. Dating apps have dried up

How’s sherdog holding up?

Hello son. Want to throw the ball a catch?

 

[I Am Legion]

Last night had drunken sex on our patio. Was a beautiful night, but I did get a mosquito bite on my ass. Might try again tonight, but if we have Mexican, it may be a no no.

 

[El Panteron]

Gotta love people posting multiple times just to rub it in.

About two weeks ago. I'm in a relationship but she lives in Finland so this whole COVID shit is cock blocking me.

Will get laid again on 17th of july. Well if I survive and all.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Going on three months. Dating apps have dried up

How’s sherdog holding up?

Wife is 8 months pregnant.
Do the math.

 

[4daLuLZ]

About two weeks ago. I'm in a relationship but he lives in Finland so this whole COVID shit is cock blocking me.

Will get laid again on 17th of july. Well if I survive and all.

Don’t worry. He’ll be with you soon enough.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Last night had drunken sex on our patio. Was a beautiful night, but I did get a mosquito bite on my ass. Might try again tonight, but if we have Mexican, it may be a no no.

So no threesomes with a Mexican ?
But y tho ?

 

[4daLuLZ]

Bout 14 hours ago. Got a new couch and had to break it in.

You should try it with a woman. Infinitely better.

 

[El Panteron]

Don’t worry. He’ll be with you soon enough.

Oh, typo but I'll leave it that way.
Taking it up the ass suits the snobby euro gimmick far better.

 

[90 50]

Jesus Christ.

My missus and I have problems from time to time (she doesn’t smoke thankfully, wtf), but even when she goes full psycho she’ll still fuck me.

I won’t fuck her, she’s tried.

I’ve come close a few times but I always too pissed off at her.

it’s complicated.