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  1. Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    Don’t
     
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    May 2007.
     
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    This morning......... I have a great wife...
     
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    Sounds like you have a great relationship with your dad.
     
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    This morning again, 20 minutes ago.
     
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  10. koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    Jesus Christ.

    My missus and I have problems from time to time (she doesn’t smoke thankfully, wtf), but even when she goes full psycho she’ll still fuck me.
     
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    Hello son. Want to throw the ball a catch?
     
  13. I Am Legion Silver Belt

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    Last night had drunken sex on our patio. Was a beautiful night, but I did get a mosquito bite on my ass. Might try again tonight, but if we have Mexican, it may be a no no.
     
  14. El Panteron Green Belt

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    Gotta love people posting multiple times just to rub it in.

    About two weeks ago. I'm in a relationship but she lives in Finland so this whole COVID shit is cock blocking me.

    Will get laid again on 17th of july. Well if I survive and all.
     
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    Wife is 8 months pregnant.
    Do the math.

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  16. 4daLuLZ Brown Belt

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    Don’t worry. He’ll be with you soon enough.
     
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  17. 4daLuLZ Brown Belt

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    So no threesomes with a Mexican ?
    But y tho ?
     
  18. 4daLuLZ Brown Belt

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    You should try it with a woman. Infinitely better.
     
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    Oh, typo but I'll leave it that way.
    Taking it up the ass suits the snobby euro gimmick far better.
     
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    I won’t fuck her, she’s tried.

    I’ve come close a few times but I always too pissed off at her.

    it’s complicated.
     
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