Shred, eh?....
Here’s the thing -- nobody is saying 2024 was a cakewalk. What we’re saying is the “no-fuckin-choice-but-Harris” bullshit was political theater. They didn’t have four months -- they had four fuckin’ years and spent every one pretending Joe would sprint through the finish line. It’s almost comical in retrospect that everyone around him knew about the decline and did nothing. He clearly should’ve been hard stopped for the sake of the (D) and the country. If the people around him didn't see that, then what would lead me to believe they were even capable of making any good decisions?
Let’s put aside whether they were blind or complicit -- either way, it’s elder abuse. A real strategist would’ve been grooming backups (you know -- grooming -- the thing politicians love to do) since the first time the teleprompter froze and Biden blinked “SOS” in fuckin’ Morse code.
But no -- total DNC batshit panic. Pretend the panic is the plan. Pick Kamala, call it “stability” -- then gaslight away...
How about -- Hold a nice stepping down ceremony -- give Joe a salute (they literally could have made Kamala president and inspired hope to carry on) -- How about you lie (they're great at that) -- the health decline was “sudden” -- and hope voters don’t notice the strings. They could’ve run lightning round conventions, split tickets with swing state governors -- hell, even rolled a unity candidate to reel in independents -- But that would’ve required humility, and humility polls worse than STDs in DC.
So spare me the fuckin’ “it was impossible” routine. The only thing "impossible" was the DNC admitting it built a system so brittle and backed by people hoping no one would notice severe mental decline... so stupid it had no backup plan... and so arrogant it skipped democratic proceedings altogether -- that the result was inevitable.