Media Joe Rogan's New Body: No More Gut

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  1. cunglaowins

    cunglaowins Purple Belt

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    Eat your hearts out, haters. Joe is slim and sexy again thanks to the carnivore diet:

    better go hide, Stephen A Smith.

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    https://www.dexerto.com/entertainme...ing-side-effect-of-his-carnivore-diet-1329047
     
  2. Calipwnia

    Calipwnia Black Belt

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    I can never tell if photos of him are shopped or not
     
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  3. Portland8242

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    Sherdog really can't fucking go a day without mentioning Joe Rogan's body..

    I might have to peace out
     
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  4. daltonames

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    His torso is like 6 inches long.
     
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  6. Krixes

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    Now he just needs a neck....
     
  7. Vergilius

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    He is muscular, has a 6-pack and still looks pretty bad, smh.
     
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  8. Street Bishop

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    Here we go again with this shit
     
  9. Mahkor

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    That torso is freakishly small..
     
  10. Jon's Drug Dealer

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    His organs are desperately trying to escape his body.
     
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    THEfightsAREfixed you can do it

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    stay strong fellas, we will get to the bottom of this matter in this thread, just have to keep diggin and analyzing
     
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    Idk bout you guys but wood
     
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  14. mst-dot

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    Rogans a reverse reyes
     
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  15. fjodor

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    An all meat diet can't be healthy. Does he really not eat any vegetables and fruits?
     
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  17. genecop

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    He is the Anti Reyes body type..
     
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    looks like a Neanderthal
     
  19. TheTruthNeverLies

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    great your slim, but your colon is suffering from all that meat. He can get colon cancer that way, that meat stays lodged in his colon and does NOT fully digest.

    the colon is like 30 feet and it needs to be kept clean and eating an all meat diet is a sure way to catch colon cancer
     
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  20. cunglaowins

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    but with that torso, his colon is probably around 3 feet
     

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