Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?


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This thread should be about what's on those VHS tapes in the background
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Dudes face has definitely changed IMO aside from years, probabily due to all the TRT&co. which is known to have effect on it. If womens faces become more manly and square its no wonder Rogans gone even more meatball neanderthal-esque.
 

It's actually even worse than these comparisons because Rogan wears tall soled shoes. 5'3" is really generous.

I love the way Neal gives him an out to admit he is exaggerating at the end, and Rogan takes it. lol


The size of his hands, the width of his shoulders dictates violence in him, and his ancestors lol.
Dude is so full of shit it fuckin bothers me lmao
 
Slagging “manlets” off are usually based on the assumption that that person will never reproduce.
 
They call Joe the “Fire hydrant” on the streetz


Also cue the theme song…

 
He seems miserable as fuck and preoccupied with 24/7 communicating to the world how manly he is. If he was so confident he wouldnt chemically turn himself into a ninja turtle.

I know it sounds crazy to some of you, but having a succesful career and being well-off financially doesnt equal happiness.

Do you listen to every podcast follow him around or something?

I’d imagine his quality of life is far superior to most the people that spend time trying to shit on him even if you remove the $$. His jobs and his hobbies most guys would love to partake in. I’m not even a fan of his and his takes, but he doesn’t seem miserable or like he’s gone to shit nearly as much as the majority of 50 something year olds. He genuinely seems to be doing the things he loves and getting paid assloads for it while doing all the things he seems to enjoy.

I know it sounds crazy to you but most people who live comfortably, stay active / healthy, challenge themselves, enjoy what they do and have the resources to take care of their family while pursuing the things they enjoy are less stressed and miserable than angry people posting hatefully on forums or people on generally that aren’t achieving.
 
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