Joe Rogan height megathread

[smalliebiggs]

Imagine giving a single fuck about this, lol.

imagine not giving a single fuck about Joe Rogan's height

 

[Tyler Durden]

Ya know what this site needs right now? A thread on Joe Rogans height! <{cruzshake}>

 

[AfroBanana]

Not the biggest Rogan fan but I’m willing to bet most people would shave inches off height off to have that guys life.

I’m sure 5’11 Mike, David or John would give up their Walmart or Amazon warehouse jobs or disability checks to be that guy in all his vertically challenged glory.

The guys top 99.9% for literally everything rewarding and meaningful (especially if you’re an mma fan) and he’s like the average global height, the trade offs.

Rogan height memes are pretty awesome though. They’re like the Anthony Johnson size one they trick me sometimes.

He seems to be Volk / Yan height a little taller.

 

[Neck&Neck]

It’s HGH Manlet form

 

[Zakenkashish]

It's actually even worse than these comparisons because Rogan wears tall soled shoes. 5'3" is really generous.

I love the way Neal gives him an out to admit he is exaggerating at the end, and Rogan takes it. lol

lol the last part is gold.

 

[Credo]

 

[TheNewOldGuy]

Just remember: Rogan made more while you were typing out your comment than you will make this year.

 

[Emjay]

This thread should be about what's on those VHS tapes in the background

 

[Trabaho]

You're obviously projecting here.

Sir you didn't answer the question.

+- 5'9

 

[H41ph_84k3d]

joe rooogan

 

[HuskySamoan]

Imagine giving a single fuck about this, lol.

We're mostly memeing right? Like most everyone doesn't actually care but it's fun to play the part and go along with the shtick. That's basically 50-70% of Sherdog forums. We aren't beta soy pilled like RedditMMA.

 

[DesiredUserName]

Things are always looking up for Joe!

 

[Banana Tree's Nemesis]

We're mostly memeing right? Like most everyone doesn't actually care but it's fun to play the part and go along with the shtick. That's basically 50-70% of Sherdog forums. We aren't beta soy pilled like RedditMMA.

No. I'm totally being serious here 100% of all of the time and I would never be sarcastic about anything here. Just as I would never ever quote Justin Bieber, but who knows, never say never.

 

[Luthien]

Wow amazing! You just do that or been waiting for the right moment?

Hehe I just found it Flattering that you think I could be that artistic <3

 

[Luthien]

5' 7" when standing on his fence.

I take pleasure in being taller than Joe

 

[gonads20]

Threads about Joe Rogan’s height and body should be ban worthy.

 

[Willek]

It’s hilarious hearing Rogan and Schaub talk about how hard they work out yet neither guy has a decent physique.

 

[NationWideNinja]

Not the biggest Rogan fan but I’m willing to bet most people would shave inches off height off to have that guys life.

I’m sure 5’11 Mike, David or John would give up their Walmart or Amazon warehouse jobs or disability checks to be that guy in all his vertically challenged glory.

The guys top 99.9% for literally everything rewarding and meaningful (especially if you’re an mma fan) and he’s like the average global height, the trade offs.

Rogan height memes are pretty awesome though. They’re like the Anthony Johnson size one they trick me sometimes.

He seems to be Volk / Yan height a little taller.

He seems miserable as fuck and preoccupied with 24/7 communicating to the world how manly he is. If he was so confident he wouldnt chemically turn himself into a ninja turtle.

I know it sounds crazy to some of you, but having a succesful career and being well-off financially doesnt equal happiness.

 

[GolovKing]

I feel like his body is so weird because he's not naturally supposed to be a thick guy, based off of the pictures of him from when he was young. But he's injected himself with so many steroids he's made himself look like a little ogre. I bet he's been doing steroids since he was in his 20s, definitely 30s at least

 

[Jack Reacheround]

It was almost two days since the last Rogan height thread. Let’s not ever go without that long again.