Joe Rogan height megathread

[uff]

His proportions look kind of weird in this picture. He seems to have a big torso and short skinny legs. He also looks kind of short next to that girl.

He might be short, but you seem not able to comprehend angles and lenses' focal lenght.

 

[runjay]

 

[Lee_]

The girl is 5' 4" in heels, normally she is about an inch and a half shorter, which is exactly Rogan's height.

It would be a nice thing to say Rogan is psychologically larger and doesn't suffer behavioral manifestations of Little Man Syndrome; unfortunately, that would be a lie. The man is a mental and physical midget. He isn't smart and he isn't witty.

The only truly insightful thing he ever said was his admission that he was "just an idiot that smokes a lot of pot." Well put Joey, couldn't have said it better myself.

I'd also like to say he makes up for his many "shortcomings" by being an unbiased, sharp, knowledgeable, professional, and great UFC announcer. But that would be the biggest lie of all.

 

[HHJ]

Dudes like 4 foot 7,confirmed

 

[Reign Supreme]

Wow amazing! You just do that or been waiting for the right moment?

 

[Trabaho]

Imagine giving a single fuck about this, lol.

Are you short sir

 

[Slapchoppin]

the picture was taken by someone who was 5'8 so we're looking down from a foot above Rogan so the angle makes his legs look weird

 

[Lee_]

I refuse to believe that Rogan is 5'7 <45>He looks 5'3

5' 7" when standing on his fence.

 

[geardo]

He’s definitely shrinking

 

[spooNN]

These threads always lead to those Rogan pics where his stature is only slightly altered…

No matter how many times I see them, they always get a chuckle out of me.

 

[Ibm]

Hes far from 5ft7. Hes 5ft3 and 5ft4 with shoes.

 

[Prologue]

These threads always lead to those Rogan pics where his stature is only slightly altered…

No matter how many times I see them, they always get a chuckle out of me.

 

[Bork Neslar]

He might be short, but you seem not able to comprehend angles and lenses' focal lenght.

Maybe.

 

[Lee_]

It's actually even worse than these comparisons because Rogan wears tall soled shoes. 5'3" is really generous.

I love the way Neal gives him an out to admit he is exaggerating at the end, and Rogan takes it. lol

 

[ferrisjso]

Someone should compile a list of all the threads made about the configuration of Joe Rogans body.

We can bet on the over under. I'ma guessing somewhere around 500 threads over the years.

 

[I_IZ_BACK]

Other than making fun of guy's height, go make a thread about fat overweight girls ...

 

[Lee_]

Other than making fun of guy's height, go make a thread about fat overweight girls ...

If they were of poor character like Rogan, then yeah, we should. Make a Rosanne Barr thread.

 

[Substance Abuse]

Are you short sir

You're obviously projecting here.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

 

[Hellowhosthat]

His proportions look weird in this picture. He seems to have a big torso and short skinny legs. He also looks kind of short next to that girl.

WOOD.


The girl isn't bad either.