Joe Rogan height megathread

[chimpoehurricane]

His proportions look weird in this picture. He seems to have a big torso and short skinny legs. He also looks kind of short next to that girl.

Is she 9 feet tall or is Rogan shorter than Volk?

I thought Rogan was taller.

 

[chimpoehurricane]

He had hair. He was fitter much younger then. Curious if he ever tried horse meat. Seriously?

 

[xHeadx]

Definitely skips a leg day or two.

 

[Ballsaque]

Imagine giving a single fuck about this, lol.

Imagine being on sherdog and not caring about Rogans height..

Do you think she let him smash?

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

i would love to stand eye to eye with joe and get the truth. im barely 5"7 and i always thought he was my height or shorter. 5"8 is a hard buy. he def wears lifts sometimes too its obvious, im short trust me i know these things

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

I'm a legit 5'8" Iwlaways tbought he might be migf heigh jasd on like ratios of body parts and stuf

 

[Smokes]

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Damn.. Joe looks every bit of 5ft3 there

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

Joe Rogan height perfect, body shape sexy.

 

[William Huggins]

I like Joe, he's a pleasant human.

I enjoy his podcasts depending on the person he has on.

And he seems to be a happy content person that looks after his family.

 

[Bagatur]

In fairness, she's wearing heels.

in fairness, she is not standing exactly straight and her legs are crossed, and if Joe arched his back any more, he'd probably break it

 

[ClubFoot]

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

The girl is 5' 4" in heels, normally she is about an inch and a half shorter, which is exactly Rogan's height.

It would be a nice thing to say Rogan is psychologically larger and doesn't suffer behavioral manifestations of Little Man Syndrome; unfortunately, that would be a lie. The man is a mental and physical midget. He isn't smart and he isn't witty.

The only truly insightful thing he ever said was his admission that he was "just an idiot that smokes a lot of pot." Well put Joey, couldn't have said it better myself.

I'd also like to say he makes up for his many "shortcomings" by being an unbiased, sharp, knowledgeable, professional, and great UFC announcer. But that would be the biggest lie of all.

That s a lot of thoughts going into a hate post about a man who has never done anything bad to anyone.
Personally i kind of like Rogan. But I don t care. I don t understand these thousands of people who care so much about him.

 

[Lee_]

Damn.. Joe looks every bit of 5ft3 there

You are awfully generous.

 

[pakimahi]

God I hope Joe has a leg lengthening surgery once and for all, just to end all these threads

 

[mushishi]

Don’t worry about other people bro. I have some losers at life stalking me and fixing me. Those foolios have TIME to do that because they ain’t got shit going on in their lives.

only LOSERS are concerned about what other people do. Live your live. Don’t be a LOSER.

 

[I Am Legion]

I would say he is legit 5'6". But who cares, can we talk about that cutie pie he is standing with. Daddy likey.

 

[Neck&Neck]

GOAT HW next to the GOAT Manlet

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[Andy Capp]

His proportions look weird in this picture. He seems to have a big torso and short skinny legs. He also looks kind of short next to that girl.

It's an effect of the camera and being taking from above instead of straight on.

 

[The_Renaissance]

I love the Sherdog obsession with Rogan's appearance, my favourite being the comparison that he was turning into a frog.