Crime Jeffrey Epstein Dead

How do ya think Epstein died?


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Im high.....but what if they killed Epstein to make CTers be even more CT?

This further divides people and makes some crazy CTers perhaps do more crazy shit which will justify Internet Censorship + Gun control.

Either way, check m8.
<PlusJuan> I don't know about the killed him part, but I do believe that's what's happening with this story
 
There hasn't been a suicide in that jail since the mid 90s. It is literally a .0001% chance of happening.

Those are the odds you are backing while calling others fools.
That's not the right prior to use here. That statistic relies on the conditions that prevent suicide which existed in years past. If those preventive conditions no longer exist (we have reason to think things have slipped badly), then the probability is not valid in this context. This is related to why hypothesis testing requires controls, or things that do not vary.
 
Two weeks ago: Breaking: Jeffery Epstein commits suicide
Today: Breaking: Jeffery Epstein committed suicide.
Also today: Posters: "called it"

lol
 
I don’t go in for conspiracy theories. I tend to think people are too dumb to keep secrets. But if there was ever a case that screamed conspiracy, this is it.
 
So we don’t have any documented homicides at the facility? Why, then, is homicide more likely than suicide, which has been documented at the facility?
I dont think those stats are online. I cant find them.
 
That's not the right prior to use here. That statistic relies on the conditions that prevent suicide which existed in years past. If those preventive conditions no longer exist (we have reason to think things have slipped badly), then the probability is not valid in this context. This is related to why hypothesis testing requires controls, or things that do not vary.
We've talked about this. To believe the incompetence theory I have to believe this facility began its downside upon receiving El Chapo.

Like I said, I dont believe that.

And for you Fawlty, a champion of the incompetence theory, how do you defend your faith in the words of such an incompetent world?
 
But not one in this facility in 25 years.

Further proof this facility has been excellent at their job considering this annual rate you cite. Until the most high profile inmate shows up and it's all whoopsie daisy dun fucked up

The other thing that lens credence to the CT theory is that Epstein isn’t the only high-profile person to go through that jail.
 
We've talked about this. To believe the incompetence theory I have to believe this facility began its downside upon receiving El Chapo.

Like I said, I dont believe that.

And for you Fawlty, a champion of the incompetence theory, how do you defend your faith in the words of such an incompetent world?
Don't tell me you've forgotten the reports of negligence (sleeping, falsifying records) and funding cuts at the facility already.

And your insistence on that stat also ignores the prior for suicidal tendencies of those who recently attempted suicide, since he wasn't on suicide watch.
 
I don’t go in for conspiracy theories. I tend to think people are too dumb to keep secrets. But if there was ever a case that screamed conspiracy, this is it.
Hate to break it to you this way, but you are now a conspiracy theorist.
 
Imo, Threats were made to friends or family members that he does have, if he didn't commit suicide.

"Suicide or people you care about will have "accidents"

Was he allowed visitors? It would be interesting to know who visited if allowed, and who they also had connections with outside of Epstein himself
 
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Don't tell me you've forgotten the reports of negligence (sleeping, falsifying records) and funding cuts at the facility already.

And your insistence on that stat also ignores the prior for suicidal tendencies of those who recently attempted suicide, since he wasn't on suicide watch.
Yes, right when El Chapo showed up everything started going to shit.
 
The other thing that lens credence to the CT theory is that Epstein isn’t the only high-profile person to go through that jail.
This facility has a long history running at a near perfect rate and when compared to the national average it is even more impressive. But somehow when their most high profile inmates ever show up, it went into internal decline. And it all coalesced with the "suicide" of an inmate who ran a :eek::eek::eek::eek:phile ring in several locations and friends like former Presidents, Royalty, retardedly wealthy people, Hollywood and a female girl gatherer to boot.

Yeah, this guy. This is the guy to break that streak and shed light on the under funded poorly managed federal facilities.
 
I don’t go in for conspiracy theories. I tend to think people are too dumb to keep secrets. But if there was ever a case that screamed conspiracy, this is it.
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This facility has a long history running at a near perfect rate and when compared to the national average it is even more impressive. But somehow when their most high profile inmates ever show up, it went into internal decline. And it all coalesced with the "suicide" of an inmate who ran a :eek::eek::eek::eek:phile ring in several locations and friends like former Presidents, Royalty, retardedly wealthy people, Hollywood and a female girl gatherer to boot.

Yeah, this guy. This is the guy to break that streak and shed light on the under funded poorly managed federal facilities.
Thanks tRump!
 
Lol at conspiretards banging out 150 pages of drivel. Stay poor and stay tin foilin' boyos.
 
I don’t go in for conspiracy theories. I tend to think people are too dumb to keep secrets. But if there was ever a case that screamed conspiracy, this is it.

Too dumb? What about the thousands of confidential missions the military has ran? All the confidential paperwork? People can't keep a secret if it's two people at work hooking up in the supply closet but serious secrets like this where you and your family are in danger if you don't keep your mouth shut....yeah those ones stay secret.
 
I for one, was totally expecting the medical examiner to rule this a homicide, and kick off an investigation into the people who may have done this.

Now that it's been declared a suicide, it makes all the abnormalities surrounding the death null and void. Phew! Thought this looked fishy for a second there.


Nothing to see here.
 
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