Crime Jeffrey Epstein Dead

[tonni]

I've heard it's very easy to slit your throat with a thumbnail and pull your tongue out of the hole before you asphyxiate.

What's this a reference to?

 

[dildos]

I’m late to the party and I am not reading this whole thread- but anyone know what condition his body was found in?

 

[Rygu]

Is there anyone dumb enough to genuinely think he only had dirt on politicians on one side of the political spectrum?

Now I'm reading there was a "camera malfunction" where he was in holding. Here's a list of people who are surprised:

 

[LMP]

I’m late to the party and I am not reading this whole thread- but anyone know what condition his body was found in?

Dead

 

[tonni]

Hanging yourself in a cement cell with no bedding and no linen and no beams or bars to hang fromwhile under 24 hour surveillance isnt impossible?
I'd like to see Mythbusters do an episode on that

Maybe he's very flexible and he triangle choked himself

 

[newerest]

Faked death and whisked away into hiding?

I can only hope. Otherwise we are clearly a banana republic. No doubt about it..

@VivaRevolution is more right than not

 

[Strychnine]

To the surprise of absolutely no one.

We all knew how that train ride was going to end. Anyone who didn't wasn't paying attention.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Savage AF

 

[newerest]

In a cement cell, with literally nothing you could do harm to yourself with.

Magic.

Literally the only thing even possible should be you bashing your head into the cell hard enough to split your head

He should have been in a padded cell with a straight jacket. Would love to hear how this happened

 

[KnightTemplar]

Somewhere, Oliver Stone is trying to write a script with one hand while masturbating with the other...

 

[JonesBones]

Literally the only thing even possible should be you bashing your head into the cell hard enough to split your head

He should have been in a padded cell with a straight jacket. Would love to hear how this happened

We don't know exactly what his conditions were. Plus I am not in the mood to get creative on how to kill myself and I don't know if anyone can comment on such a thing unless they have been in that state of mind. Fortunately, I haven't.

 

[KnightTemplar]

LOL, CNN is saying heart attack. Somebody better tell the Times.

Latest I've heard is that he was found unconscious in his cell with injuries consistent with hanging. Paramedics tried to revive him and he was taken to hospital, where he apparently died of cardiac arrest.

 

[Strychnine]

"A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein"

Anybody else reread this bit at least 10 times?

Or.....

 

[Mani]

Fapped to death

 

[Javelina]

is he in sheol yet?

 

[KnightTemplar]

I love you like a brother. But don't ever make me watch Iron Man II again

 

[Hollywood Jack]

Yeah just saw this. I had just written a post elsewhere an hour ago about all the released court documents naming Prince Andrew again.

Former Governor of New Mexico and Clinton cabinet member Bill Richardson as well as former Senate Majority Leader and Senator from Maine George Mitchell were just directly implicated by Virginia Roberts Giuffre as some of the powerful men she was instructed to have sex with while underage by Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell as part of their elite sex trafficking service. Conveniently, Epstein "committed suicide" right after the news broke.

 

[MikeMcMann]

Ok, no jokes.

People should seriously talk about how this guy was murdered in prison.

He was on suicide watch already.

He literally couldn't have committed suicide.

They actually have an area in the prison that inmates suspected of wanting to commit suicide are housed and the rooms are considered suicide proof.

Epstein was not being kept in that area and was in an area where he would easily have the stuff to commit suicide.

 

[all caps]

Our entire population is one view away from becoming a conspiracy theorist. I believe everyone will eventually see something and say "wait a minute..... what the fuck?"

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[Strychnine]

I love you like a brother. But don't ever make me watch Iron Man II again

I made an edit. Look at the vid below that one in the edit.