Jail Debut, Tips?

[Red Beard]

I can barely make out OP… with that said it depends largely on where you’re located. Here in Cali there’s a whole political system (inside) that doesn’t really apply to most other states. 10 days is no big deal though it isn’t long enough to have to really adjust or get comfortable. If you were in Cali you would probably get mopped up if people read your paperwork and saw what you’re in for. “Head butting first illegal you saw” wouldn’t bode well for you inside with the southsiders down here in socal. Also the fact that you bit some AB guy…which then leaves the blacks which I assume you aren’t just by the way you posted about drinking and attacking the first immigrant you saw.

Good luck TS.

Re-reading the OP, you nailed this. He made some tactically unwise moves for an eventual prison stay lol. The AB part I originally missed. Start painting yourself black?

 

[Bornstarch]

I can barely make out OP… with that said it depends largely on where you’re located. Here in Cali there’s a whole political system (inside) that doesn’t really apply to most other states. 10 days is no big deal though it isn’t long enough to have to really adjust or get comfortable. If you were in Cali you would probably get mopped up if people read your paperwork and saw what you’re in for. “Head butting first illegal you saw” wouldn’t bode well for you inside with the southsiders down here in socal. Also the fact that you bit some AB guy…which then leaves the blacks which I assume you aren’t just by the way you posted about drinking and attacking the first immigrant you saw.

Good luck TS.

The illegals fall under the "Others" car, which comprise of asians, anyone not mexican descent, anyone not white or black. They don't get along with southsiders, but get along with the blacks.

if he's white, he'll be under the protection of the Aryan brotherhood/peckerwood umbrella, which also are allied with the southsiders, the most powerful combination in most California jails/prisons.

 

[RoastBeast]

Long story short, getting 10 days jail for drunk & post-brain op amnesically headbutting stitches into the first illegal immigrant then RNCing the second illegal unconscious last fall in a plea to Misdemeanor Battery x 2 to avoid Disorderly Conduct for having to pin and headbutt/bite thumb to bone patron hitting Aryan Nation felon co-bouncer for hitting his friend, at the expense of my badly needed job itself. Tips?

I'd say spend the 10 days learning about run on sentences.

 

[jesusisangry]

 

[Pittie Petey]

The illegals fall under the "Others" car,

No they dont, The Paisa car is deep as fuck, they dont ride with others, they stand on their own

 

[Pittie Petey]

How do Non-Mexican Latinos do in Cali prisons I always wondered. Dominicans, Ricans, Cubans, Venezuelans, etc.

They do just fine, the same as everyone else, every race has a car, every race has gangs, every race has an opportunity to leave all that bullshit behind and mind their own business, its all about the choices you make
Obviously there are exceptions here and there, but generally, thats how it goes

 

[CZMuayThai11]

I'd say spend the 10 days learning about run on sentences.

I'll wholeheartedly concede OP was more commas than periods lol

 

[DrederickH8m]

Hold on to someone’s inside out pockets and you’ll be fine

 

[BangBang]

Dig a tunnel to escape via the sewers…..

 

[Thrawn33]

Based on your rambling post, the withdrawals sound like your biggest concern. .

 

[no fat chicks]

I hope you stay on the right path after you get out

 

[William Huggins]

Drink more......... untill you black out and try not to drown in your own puddle of sick.

At least you're avoid the assault part.......

 

[CZMuayThai11]

Based on your rambling post, the withdrawals sound like your biggest concern. .

Another passive aggressive poster? "Long story short" requires a couple more periods and some spacing, I got that part already shrimp dick. Grow some balls before your next post.

 

[CZMuayThai11]

the homeless dude buck 50'd him iirc

Yeah, btwn subway & office. "Please pull up your pants." = cheek long boxcutter scar. Still not as bad as the rent out there.

 

[Natural Order]

Just the tips?

Underrated post.

 

[Sobek]

10 days shouldn't be horrendous if you keep to yourself and keep out of trouble.

You should also try to get your hands on a razor blade...

That way when you are cooking you can slice the garlic real thin and then it liquifies in the pan.

It's a very good system.

 

[jeff7b9]

“debute” makes it sound like you plan to go back again

So do his posts and descriptions of his activities and attitude.

 

[BreatheSherBro]

This seems like an exspensive and easily avoidable mistake. Try not to fuck up again TS.

Keep to yourself in there and don't get into it with anybody. It's not a long time. Just ride it out without getting into more shit.

 

[ColemanwastheGOAT]

Gimme ya fruit cocktail.

 

[syct23]

Another passive aggressive poster? "Long story short" requires a couple more periods and some spacing, I got that part already shrimp dick. Grow some balls before your next post.

I’m guessing this is exactly how you ended up in this situation..

You sound like you got about another 10 more years of this kind of drunken shinanigans…

*clinks glass