Movies I'm watching Fifty Shades of Grey (and cringing)

[ICHEERTHEBULL]

Apparently the author EL James netted upwards of 150mill for the novels and books. pretty crazy. She probably got some hard dick slang her way that she otherwise would've never had the chance to get as well

with 150m in the bank? No doubt

 

[fingercuffs]

Fuck that. He's so wooden as a person IRL I would never get into it. This is why porn sites exist.

 

[davidlemonparty]

with 150m in the bank? No doubt

I'd fuck her if she slung me a few grand

I wouldn't go down on her for less than 5k tho
Rimjob would cost 7.5k

 

[fingercuffs]

with 150m in the bank? No doubt

Shush. Don't Speak.

 

[Cpt Migraine]

I'd fuck her if she slung me a few grand

I wouldn't go down on her for less than 5k tho
Rimjob would cost 7.5k

Is there a complete price list on your whaling business?

 

[Cpt Migraine]

And yes.. ofcourse it's fucking cringe..

It's literally a money grab aimed for women/girls who wish they where good in bed but are inhibited by their insecureties wishing for the perfect guy to set them free while not having to take responsibility..

 

[heavyarms21]

Everything I knew about this movie is from the Honest Trailer and other online reviews, other than that I don't feel like wasting 2 hours of my life.

 

[PajamaSnugz]

Yeah, I was talked into watching the first one and it was pure cringe. Like worse than Twilight cringe.

You know it’s a fan fiction based off twilight right

 

[I Am Legion]

They should have picked an actress that wasn’t built like a 15 year old boy and at least the nude scenes would have been ok. Charisma Carpenter from Buffy did a similar movie and holy shit is she built well.

 

[RowdyLesnar]

How men and women view the first kiss.

 

[Vergilius]

Yeah, but the premise of the series is he seduces her to become his sex slave, and she plays 'hard to get' or rather 'hard to keep' and he eventually falls in love with her.

Looking at her in the movie, she'd be a side-bitch, if that. He wouldn't get clingy to her, because he'd have a dozen hotter bitches on speed-dial begging to be tied up and whipped by him.

Yeah, but it's wish fullfilment. There are plenty of movies where the guy is average looking but gets the hot girl. This is the reverse: it allows girls to fantasize about this perfect yet dangerous guy who could have anyone, but who sees something special in them alone.

If you want to make it logical, you could theorize that Christian Grey doesn't want a smoking hot bombshell. He wants a nice, decent girl-next-door type whom he can then corrupt.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

My partner at the time dragged me along to watch this and got pissed off at me for laughing through the majority of it. So I actually quite enjoyed it, but I don't think it was supposed to be a comedy.

I'd fuck her if she slung me a few grand

I wouldn't go down on her for less than 5k tho
Rimjob would cost 7.5k

Send me a price list bud, I'll start putting some money aside.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Has this been posted yet?

 

[burningspear]

Why?

 

[M4rk]

When do you change your name to be Alphagirl?

 

[chrisdiaz]

That chick looks bomb by the 3rd one. I watched it while rolling with my girlfriend, did not disappoint.

 

[minute bull]

Not hating on them though. It just seemed the main character was a projection of the awkward nerd girl.

It started as a parody of TWILIGHT so the wish fulfillment angle isn't far off, both in the sense of character and author.

 

[Randlewand]

That chick looks bomb by the 3rd one. I watched it while rolling with my girlfriend, did not disappoint.

She's fine AF in Suspiria

 

[revoltub]

Same writer for Venom and upcoming venom 2

 

[Drain Bamage]

So I decided to start watching fi --- *pauses movie* Sorry about that... I decided to start watching Fifty Shades of Grey and this has got to be one of the cringiest movies I've ever seen so far. It is both funny and a bit embarrasingly uncomfortable.

Seriously, it comes across almost like one of those Parody movies they loved making in the 2000s. The main character is this perfect, Marty Stu, knock off Bruce Wayne type. 1,000 suits of the same color for some reason, a hundred ties, basically he's Patrick Bateman. Every time he says some line or completes the girls thoughts I cringe at how corny it is.

The love interest is the typical dorky, sweater-wearing girl who literally trips on the floor and can barely form coherent sentences when he is around. Although he works in an office ran by nothing but sexy librarian, pornstar type women in professional attire, he seems to want the dorky girl.

I'm starting to realize movies like this are the female equivalent of porn. The acting is exaggerated, the plot is silly, and it only exists to send the watcher off to a fantasy world. The main character is probably created so that plain Janes and nerdy young women who blog on Tumblr can project themselves onto.

Since I'm watching it as a straight male, it's kinda hard to connect to the main character and get into but I'm gonna try to finish this...

*unpauses tv*

I dated a slut milf who made me watch the first two

Yeah cringey as hell dude

I made her sit there and watch the whole thing without putting one move on her too, made it a point to do that, stupid dumb bitch

If we're gona watch this shit we're fucking watching it