Movies I'm watching Fifty Shades of Grey (and cringing)

Alphaboy said:
Since I'm watching it as a straight male, it's kinda hard to connect to the main character and get into but I'm gonna try to finish this...
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You think that's bad? I read the first book.

A kinky ex-girlfriend that was trying to get back with me recommended I read it, so I did, and its erotica for 5th grade reading level, if that.

The first movie, which I mostly skipped through, is worse. With the book you can imagine the main female character to be smoking hot but completely unaware of how hot she is to attract a multi-billionaire. But the actress in the movie...um... has a cute face but her body isn't 'sexy' as compared to what you'd expect a young billionaire to desire.

I imagine the movie's producers wanted to cast a 'every woman' for the role to not offend the obviously female-dense audience the movie would appeal to.

Overall, a very shallow book and movie.
 
ElKarlo said:
Haha I saw twilight for the lolz. It did deliver. In a bad funny sort if way.
50 shades sounds like watching a porn like it was a movie. For the plot!
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Yeah, they hyped it basically as a nigh-porno, but the nudity and sex is so ultra tame, it's just pointless.
 
Adamant said:
Yeah, they hyped it basically as a nigh-porno, but the nudity and sex is so ultra tame, it's just pointless.
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Women like the case or the anticipation more I think. Otherwise they're just idiots for liking this.
 
When I had the MoviePass service in 2017-18 I would literally go to the theater and see every single movie released during that time period. So I went and saw the 3rd Fifty Shades movie without having previously seen the first 2 50 Shades movies. And wow it was like a terrible Skinemax movie.
 
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blaseblah said:
Why would a grown man watch either of those movies?
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This is a multiple choice question, select all that apply

A) Can I fap to this? Be there noods?
B) SO wants to watch, and is fan of books, might make for good hot sex later
C) Be able to discuss movie with ladies in efforts to fornicate
 
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Thrawn33 said:
This is a multiple choice question

A) Can I fap to this? Be there noods?
B) SO wants to watch, and is fan of books, might make for good hot sex later
C) Be able to discuss movie with ladies in efforts to fornicate
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Only B is acceptable to me
 
Thrawn33 said:
So you just answered why a grown man would watch....
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That's the only excusable reason I can think of. Your chick wants to watch it and you don't care enough to protest and have nothing better to do. A and B are what beta males would do.
 
GearSolidMetal said:
The first movie, which I mostly skipped through, is worse. With the book you can imagine the main female character to be smoking hot but completely unaware of how hot she is to attract a multi-billionaire. But the actress in the movie...um... has a cute face but her body isn't 'sexy' as compared to what you'd expect a young billionaire to desire.
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Now don't get me wrong, a man of means will still do anything even if he has options (think Arnold Schwarzenegger), but it's probably more if sex is available at the time he'll take it, not that he'd be smitten by her like in the movie.
 
blaseblah said:
That's the only excusable reason I can think of. Your chick wants to watch it and you don't care enough to protest and have nothing better to do. A and B are what beta males would do.
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No, you tried to play Alpha with your "Why would any dude watch..." post then contradicted yourself by selecting one of my reasons for and justifying why.....so you may want to back off any Beta Male talk as you just folded on your own proclamation.
 
Alphaboy said:
I'm learning that now.

Oh, well... maybe there's some T&A I can look forward to at least(?) If I watch all that for some PG 13 bare backs and "L" shaped comforters I'mma be mad.
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Prepare for anger from what I've heard lol
 
Mike said:
I think Johnson is ok (lmao) I just heard it's rather tame.
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You love Johnson you dirty dog ;););)
Yeh it's pretty tame definitely not worth watching the films for. Great if your missus wants to watch them and gets hot under the collar during the watch..and then pegs the living shit out of you
 
It's how life works.

Women all wanna bang the same 10% of guys. It's why you gotta work hard to be a Mr Grey if you want to bang hard.
 
Alphaboy said:
Now don't get me wrong, a man of means will still do anything even if he has options (think Arnold Schwarzenegger), but it's probably more if sex is available at the time he'll take it, not that he'd be smitten by her like in the movie.
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Yeah, but the premise of the series is he seduces her to become his sex slave, and she plays 'hard to get' or rather 'hard to keep' and he eventually falls in love with her.

Looking at her in the movie, she'd be a side-bitch, if that. He wouldn't get clingy to her, because he'd have a dozen hotter bitches on speed-dial begging to be tied up and whipped by him.
 
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