I'm Officially A Douche...Just Ordered a E-Cigarette Starter Kit.

[Deleted member 158611]

Are you going to try fruity stuff now?

Flavors, I mean.

 

[90 50]

Cute http://wiki.tarantino.info/index.php/Red_Apple_cigarettes

It doesn’t say anything about the fact that red apples was a nick name for Marlboro reds for ages before any tarenino movie.

Interesting

 

[Fawlty]

In the short term it's going to save your lungs and you'll smell way better (dunno what the long term effects are other than the aforementioned fellatio- it's true sorry)

If you want to sneak in some vaping in the office bathroom or restaurant table without getting caught, hit it like you would a joint and hold it a long time. You won't exhale any visible vapor.


I use this and it's plenty of power for me, well under $100 to get started and ~$10 a month on atomizers

 

[Staph infection]

Your response to me wanting to reduce my risk of lung cancer is hope I choke to death.

Studies have shown that E cigarettes may increase certain types of smoking related cancers. Not to mention this issues with minute particulates getting stuck in your lungs and possibly increasing the chances of pneumonia and other lung ailments. Oh but you will look sweet at those red lights with your windows cracked and plumes of gas flowing out them.

 

[Gref]

 

[POWER2]

In the short term it's going to save your lungs and you'll smell way better (dunno what the long term effects are other than the aforementioned fellatio- it's true sorry)

If you want to sneak in some vaping in the office bathroom or restaurant table without getting caught, hit it like you would a joint and hold it a long time. You won't exhale any visible vapor.


I use this and it's plenty of power for me, well under $100 to get started and ~$10 a month on atomizers

I'm the boss, so I can't get caught doing anything. I have a board of directors, but it's not like they are hanging out at the office. lol

That said, I'm really looking forward to not having any residual odor on my clothes or hands.

Studies have shown that E cigarettes may increase certain types of smoking related cancers. Not to mention this issues with minute particulates getting stuck in your lungs and possibly increasing the chances of pneumonia and other lung ailments. Oh but you will look sweet at those red lights with your windows cracked and plumes of gas flowing out them.

Some studies. Other suggest that e-cigs can be as much as 95% less harmful. So there's that.

To be clear, I'm not "determined to smoke". I get stressed and when I can't get to the gym or I'm too busy to take off early, I'm likely to fire up. I've been on committing to a lot of new projects at work lately, so lots of projects, more stress, so more smoking. But to keep it in perspective - we're talking a pack a week. Most smokers don't even consider me one of them.

 

[POWER2]

I would prefer you don't smoke cigarettes, for your own health, but if you're determined to do so, at least e-cigs don't contribute to untold amounts of poison-soaked fiberglass filters floating into our rivers and oceans every year.

American Spirit doesn't have fiberglass or ammonia like regular cigarettes. But yes, go for the least dangerous method of consumption.

 

[POWER2]

How much is this kit. Looks interesting.

Srsly though cancel that order and just order the robot dildo looking ones. Way better flavor and they deliver nicotine better imo. Can be a pain in the ass if you're not interested in learning new shit but that thing you got looks like a gas station e cig.

I'm not trying to become an expert vapor. I'm trying to hit something 2-4 times a day instead of an American Spirit cigarette. I only bought this because of the technology is based on shit I'm already using, like portable chargers. The epuffer got excellent reviewers from some pro vap guys. So fuck it. If I don't like it, I throw the shit in the garbage. It was just $63 with shipping. I

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I switched to vaping years ago. I was tired of smelling like shit. Also, I wanted to be able to smoke in the house. My favorite part of every day is just before I go to sleep, lying in bed gaping, preferably while on drugs, and dozing off.

People can call me gay all they want. At least I don’t smell like the shit that got packed in a gay man’s asshole like they do.

Lol - gaping. I love lying in bed with my asshole gaping from a good fisting. Fucking autocorrect.

 

[TheLinguist]

True true. Anything is possible at this point. It's 11pm, my wife just went to sleep and I'm still up and I'll be honest I paid for expedited shipping, so I'm kinda excited to see if it will be here by Saturday.

#ExcitedAboutMyNewLife

Happy trails hans

 

[loyalyolayal]

So basically you're recommending that I buy a dildo that I can vape with and pleasure your wife with? No. Your wife is too chubby.

Also, I'm a white collar professional, not a truck driver.

And this looks like a detonator that Superman knocks out of your hand just in time to save Metropolis.

I tried.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

American Spirit doesn't have fiberglass or ammonia like regular cigarettes. But yes, go for the least dangerous method of consumption.

What are their filter made of?

 

[POWER2]

I tried.

I can't carry a walkie-talkie around all fucking day. lol Maybe you can, but I can't do it.

 

[loyalyolayal]

I can't carry a walkie-talkie around all fucking day. lol Maybe you can, but I can't do it.

You're white collar and the boss, don't you have a desk?

If size is the issue:

Sx mini sl class. Stabwood. I always wanted to buy one but I just can't justify a $180 mod to the wife.

 

[supnmunm]

I switched to vaping years ago. I was tired of smelling like shit. Also, I wanted to be able to smoke in the house. My favorite part of every day is just before I go to sleep, lying in bed gaping, preferably while on drugs, and dozing off.

People can call me gay all they want. At least I don’t smell like the shit that got packed in a gay man’s asshole like they do.

Lol - gaping. I love lying in bed with my asshole gaping from a good fisting. Fucking autocorrect.

 

[POWER2]

You're white collar and the boss, don't you have a desk?

If size is the issue:

Sx mini sl class. Stabwood. I always wanted to buy one but I just can't justify a $180 mod to the wife.

I have an office, but I go to meetings. I have to decide what I'm carrying in and out of the house each day, which can usually include a phone, tablet, sometimes a laptop, notepad, pocketknife

This is more stylish, but definitely more like something a real dickhead would carry around. I mean look at THIS guy:



I'm looking for discreet, small device that you can't tell what it is right away. And have to fit in suit jacket comfortably without too much bulge in case I can't sit it down.

I don't carry a full briefcase or saddle bag because they are look pretentious. It's whatever I can put in my hands and pockets. That's how I rock the day.

This things round shape can't fit in suit jacket or pants pocket. Unless I'm dressed casual.

 

[Fugazy]

Incredibly lame.

How about you just have some self control?

 

[GtehMVP]

I'm never one to care what anyone thinks of me, but I always feel like a douche in public with my vape... a happy douche.

I broke my leg pretty badly last year. I was a fairly regular smoker, so being laid up in bed with my foot up, and craving some nicotine, my vape was a godsend, best gift ever. I've smoked maybe two cigarettes since.

 

[ssBaldy]

In Mother Russia only trannies and f4gg0ts vape

 

[Clear Winner]

I'm never one to care what anyone thinks of me, but I always feel like a douche in public with my vape... a happy douche.

I broke my leg pretty badly last year. I was a fairly regular smoker, so being laid up in bed with my foot up, and craving some nicotine, my vape was a godsend, best gift ever. I've smoked maybe two cigarettes since.

It's a shame so many pricks with vapes that make huge clouds and look like douches started doing it.