I'm Officially A Douche...Just Ordered a E-Cigarette Starter Kit.

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  1. POWER2

    POWER2 Say it to me in GIFs.

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    So, I smoke American Spirit's. Not all the time. But more than I should lately. Never smoked regular cigarettes, but honestly never thought I'd go from a pack of Spirits a month to a pack a week. So, today I ordered this.

    I always look at people with e-cigarettes and vaps the way I look at people who walk around with bluetooth earbuds and wireless apple earbuds in - like assholes.

    Fuck it. lol


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    EPUFFER MAGNUM SNAPS® E-PACK STARTER KIT CONTENT
    • 1 Personal Charging Case ( PCC / E-PACK )
    • 1 E55M Battery ( Ø= 9mm, length: 55mm ) ASH TIP / RED LED
    • 1 E55M Battery ( Ø= 9mm, length: 55mm ) ASH TIP / BLUE LED
    • 3 Premium Tobacco Sample Cartridges - Delivers Up-to 300 Puffs Each ( ~ 30 cigarettes )
    • Universal AC2USB Adapter 110/240V
    • Micro USB Charging Cable
    • Car Charger
    • Instruction Manual
     
  2. Staph infection

    Staph infection Glue historian

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    I hope you choke on your mechanical cock.
     
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    ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    lts5025 "What the **** is a Dim Mack?"

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    Enjoy your douche flute.
     
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    SmilinDesperado Silver Belt

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    Starter kit before you upgrade to the skin flute
    Enjoy your phallus, playboy
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    bad seed Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Gref Scumdog Platinum Member

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    Revolver you sound poor Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Only a matter of time til you smoke cock.
     
  10. TheLinguist

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    I had a friend who smoked lucky strikes but switched to vaping, he’s now a homosexual and tweets about the need for social justice and how white people oppress every other race.
     
  11. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Get a proper kit like a geekvape aegis legend kit with an rda. They're like $55. It'll take you less than 15 mins to learn the ropes. Good job quitting.
     
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    Can I get a pack of red apples?
     
  13. POWER2

    POWER2 Say it to me in GIFs.

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    So basically you're recommending that I buy a dildo that I can vape with and pleasure your wife with? No. Your wife is too chubby.

    Also, I'm a white collar professional, not a truck driver.

    And this looks like a detonator that Superman knocks out of your hand just in time to save Metropolis.

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  14. POWER2

    POWER2 Say it to me in GIFs.

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    POWER2 Say it to me in GIFs.

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    Looks funny, but can't be sure.

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    I’m not saying you will become a homosexual (maybe you already are) but seeing as you enjoy holding things whilst they are in your mouth we shouldn’t discount the possibility
     
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  17. POWER2

    POWER2 Say it to me in GIFs.

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    Your response to me wanting to reduce my risk of lung cancer is hope I choke to death.

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  18. POWER2

    POWER2 Say it to me in GIFs.

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    True true. Anything is possible at this point. It's 11pm, my wife just went to sleep and I'm still up and I'll be honest I paid for expedited shipping, so I'm kinda excited to see if it will be here by Saturday.

    #ExcitedAboutMyNewLife

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    I would prefer you don't smoke cigarettes, for your own health, but if you're determined to do so, at least e-cigs don't contribute to untold amounts of poison-soaked fiberglass filters floating into our rivers and oceans every year.
     
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    Srsly though cancel that order and just order the robot dildo looking ones. Way better flavor and they deliver nicotine better imo. Can be a pain in the ass if you're not interested in learning new shit but that thing you got looks like a gas station e cig.
     

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