I'm in India - ask me anything.

[Ol'Ironhead]

It's ok, brah. You've come down with a bad case of rustled jimmies. Let me prescribe you with a double dose of stfu and one of gtfo.
Getting a rectal MRI and a stick extraction scheduled at your earliest.
That should clear it right up.

If not, there's a number of bridges available in your vicinity. May I suggest the Lions Gate Bridge ? Beautiful scenery and your last moments could be entertaining to the ppl below.

Yup, all you can do is make up jokes now. I've spoken real truth and you're just speaking a bunch of lame garbage. I don't need to waste my time texting anything else to you.

 

[EOW]

Growing up in Surrey, I can confirm that the smelly hindus live in big mega houses and their kids drive fancy cars. The part you left out is where in those mega houses, the hindus move their whole 40 person family into a 6 bedroom house. Adding another reason to why they are so smelly. Essentially living in a pig pen of curry, milk and unwashed asses.

Pipe down and stop being overtly racist before I dub you

Clown

 

[4daLuLZ]

Growing up in Surrey, I can confirm that the smelly hindus live in big mega houses and their kids drive fancy cars. The part you left out is where in those mega houses, the hindus move their whole 40 person family into a 6 bedroom house. Adding another reason to why they are so smelly. Essentially living in a pig pen of curry, milk and unwashed asses.

These joint families are generally two parents, almost always a man n a woman, 2-3 kids and a grandparent or two.
So you're pissed that 5-6 ppl are living in a 6 room house ?


Actually it's crowded because they also rent their double basements to ppl like students, single moms etc etc

See don't hate because immigrants and a good portion of "native" whites, generally have joint families. Not everyone can have serially divorced parents. Sorry, bro. Life gave you a bum hand but don't hate.
Go Buddhist. Maybe in your next life shit'll work out for you.

 

[loyalyolayal]

You admitted you're Indian?

So brave.

 

[Dick]

Pipe down and stop being overtly racist before I dub you

Clown

My fingers are trembling in fear Mr. Moderator man.

 

[EOW]

My fingers are trembling in fear Mr. Moderator man.

That's your alcohol dependency, not me

 

[4daLuLZ]

You admitted you're Indian?

So brave.

I'm Canadian, living in India.
Do you even reading comprehension, bro ?

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

5 pages in, and there's a crapload of posts about shit and body odor.

Smh.

 

[Dick]

That's your alcohol dependency, not me

Clean and sober. Nice try.

Back on topic, Why are hindus/sikhs shunned for dating white people or other non-brown races? I grew up in a brown-dominant neighbourhood and I know first hand parents that threatened to disown their own children if they didn't date another hindu/sikh, but more specifically, if they dated a white person.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Clean and sober. Nice try.

Back on topic, Why are hindus/sikhs shunned for dating white people or other non-brown races? I grew up in a brown-dominant neighbourhood and I know first hand parents that threatened to disown their own children if they didn't date another hindu/sikh, but more specifically, if they dated a white person.

Because the caste system is still well and alive in Indian society. Arranged marriages are the norm over there.

 

[4daLuLZ]

5 pages in, and there's a crapload of posts about shit and body odor.

Smh.

Yeah, no shit.

 

[13 others]

so I was chatting with @RR and we just had a quick talk on travels and now he's never been here. That got me thinking.

There's a lot of misconceptions, half truths and yes, kool aid views of India. I'm here and can answer most anything about this place. Culture, politics, military, work culture, business, history, women (or men), sports, food, travelling actually most anything you could think of.

My credentials ? Am a Canadian but my dad sent me here for my schooling when I was a kid. 12 years from kindergarten to high school and then pre-med (no I'm not a doctor, fk that sht). Now I'm back here since the last 3 years because of work. Go back n forth quite a bit.
I'm an avid reader of books, newspapers n magazines in whichever country I happen to be. My family here are highly placed bureaucrats / politicians / policy makers (state level) and one of them was even recently the Home Secretary (national). I have travelled extensively from north to south here. By air, train, bus, car, bike, cycle and even driven a bull cart n a tractor. Stayed in a 1000$ / night hotel (owned by a near family member so didn't pay that rate) to shitty no star hole in the walls. Even spent about a month in total in the local villages.

Consequence of all this is I'm not quite entirely Canadian but definitely not Indian to the core. I think I can see the negatives / positives of both cultures and their views about the other side. My experiences, both here and abroad, put me in as good as place as anybody you'll ever meet to ask about India.

So ask away.

How many times have you been raped so far?

 

[Azam]

Yup, all you can do is make up jokes now. I've spoken real truth and you're just speaking a bunch of lame garbage. I don't need to waste my time texting anything else to you.

Jesus you sound salty as fuck.

Did you get rejected by an Indian chick and still feel salty about it or did your ex cheat on you with an indian dude?

Also most of the girls that have wanted my D have been white (British Indian btw). I'm sure there's white guys who've got plenty of Indian poonani too.

You need to get out more. You'll find out every race is pretty much fucking one another. Sounds like you find it hard to accept.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Clean and sober. Nice try.

Back on topic, Why are hindus/sikhs shunned for dating white people or other non-brown races? I grew up in a brown-dominant neighbourhood and I know first hand parents that threatened to disown their own children if they didn't date another hindu/sikh, but more specifically, if they dated a white person.

I can detect the odour of your race baiting here but I'll bite.
No I don't know your particular case. Did you grow up in the sticks or in Merritt or someshit ? I dunno why they weren't accepting. Hillbillies will hillbilly whether Hindu or white.
This thread was about India. Not your neighbourhood.


In India itself. They're more worried you'll marry a lower caste / economic status person or even worse.....a Muslim.
A white person is a novelty, even a source of pride. Got a few friends n relatives married to Britishers, an Irishman etc here

 

[bigbangspiritbomb]

SERIOUS qqqq IS SERIOUS!

I watched Russell Peters' standup. He said, it smells like someone chit and ran as you get off the airport.

True or false?

 

[4daLuLZ]

How many times have you been raped so far?

None, so far.
Am disappointed.

The wife will sometimes force it on me, when I'm sore from the gym. But there's no such thing as marital rape in India. Legally speaking.

 

[Ol'Ironhead]

Jesus you sound salty as fuck.

Did you get rejected by an Indian chick and still feel salty about it or did your ex cheat on you with an indian dude?

Also most of the girls that have wanted my D have been white (British Indian btw). I'm sure there's white guys who've got plenty of Indian poonani too.

You need to get out more. You'll find out every race is pretty much fucking one another. Sounds like you find it hard to accept.

Keep trying to convince yourself. Of course a fellow Indian is going to join in for support. Give me another laugh

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

How bad does it stink there? Is it hard always having to plug your nose with your hand anytime you're in public with other Indians?


I also don't understand your post...you went to India for schooling? Who the fuck goes to India for school? That makes no sense unless I got your explanation wrong.

I live in Vancouver. Lots of Indians here and I'm not going to lie...Indians often fucking stink. Just a natural smelly body odor.

LOL..got all my teeth and a good job but there are many many people that would agree with me. Indians have a naturally smelly ass body odor. Even Google completes the sentence when you begin to ask.

There's nothing I am jealous about Indians. Indians kids have mommy and daddy's money yet they still do a great job shooting and killing each other all over surrey LOL. How many daliwals and singhs have been shot dead already this year? Yeah exactly. And Indians wish they could get white women too, there's nothing I envy about your type.

That's right. Indians getting kicked out of clubs because they basically try and rape white women when they don't want nothing to do with them. You know you got nothing to say. Now go drive daddy's expensive car blasting your bollywood music around surrey pretending you're some boss. Tell your pals to learn how to shoot too lol they are pretty fucking bad at shooting their target and great at hitting innocent people. Good bye now.

My jimmies aren't rustled at all. Just telling it how it really is. I don't know any white women who dig Indians either. But you know I'm spitting the truth so there's nothing else I have to say to you. You're the ones that cry and flip shit when your sisters and female cousins even talk to a white guy. Plus Indians are on average too small to fit a regular condom..so what am I supposed to be rustled for again?

@EOW , you reading this too?

 

[4daLuLZ]

SERIOUS qqqq IS SERIOUS!

I watched Russell Peters' standup. He said, it smells like someone chit and ran as you get off the airport.

True or false?

Fkn A, it used to. Circa 2005.

But not now. New Delhi airport makes the Vancouver airport look like a greyhound depot.
Nice approach road to it too.

So no, you don't get that sudden punch to the senses when the plane door opens anymore.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Spoiler

i am indian and let me tell you, being indian is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, indian parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish ****head. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off. suck my dick op suck my dick.

how many people have you seen chitting on the streets?

you steal our IT, and call center jobs. Plus many of you have been coming over here and buying up franchises like Dunkin Donuts, Seven Elevens, and Subway restaurant which serve your gods as food.

Did you know NJ has most illegal Indian (dot) immigrants out of all state?