I'm in India - ask me anything.

[MadSquabbles500]

Is 99 percent of the country an utter trash heap that smells like garlic and curry? and the other one percent giant palaces where the ruling class lives?

Who is that in your Av?

 

[Bay Area]

Is 99 percent of the country an utter trash heap that smells like garlic and curry? and the other one percent giant palaces where the ruling class lives?

The US will look like this one day.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

so I was chatting with @RR and we just had a quick talk on travels and now he's never been here. That got me thinking.

There's a lot of misconceptions, half truths and yes, kool aid views of India. I'm here and can answer most anything about this place. Culture, politics, military, work culture, business, history, women (or men), sports, food, travelling actually most anything you could think of.

My credentials ? Am a Canadian but my dad sent me here for my schooling when I was a kid. 12 years from kindergarten to high school and then pre-med (no I'm not a doctor, fk that sht). Now I'm back here since the last 3 years because of work. Go back n forth quite a bit.
I'm an avid reader of books, newspapers n magazines in whichever country I happen to be. My family here are highly placed bureaucrats / politicians / policy makers (state level) and one of them was even recently the Home Secretary (national). I have travelled extensively from north to south here. By air, train, bus, car, bike, cycle and even driven a bull cart n a tractor. Stayed in a 1000$ / night hotel (owned by a near family member so didn't pay that rate) to shitty no star hole in the walls. Even spent about a month in total in the local villages.

Consequence of all this is I'm not quite entirely Canadian but definitely not Indian to the core. I think I can see the negatives / positives of both cultures and their views about the other side. My experiences, both here and abroad, put me in as good as place as anybody you'll ever meet to ask about India.

So ask away.

is India really made up of different races? I keep hearing there is this dark skinned Indians, and Light or lighter skinned Indians. Where do either of them reside?

I have seen some very dark Indians, and then some light ones mainly in Bollywood movies. What is up with that?

 

[TeTe]

Who is that in your Av?

Lais DeLeon. She's a Brazilian fitness model.

 

[Azam]

is India really made up of different races? I keep hearing there is this dark skinned Indians, and Light or lighter skinned Indians. Where do either of them reside?

I have seen some very dark Indians, and then some light ones mainly in Bollywood movies. What is up with that?

A lot of different genetics mixing in India. Not different races more like people of different ethnicity.

There are dark skinned, in between & light skinned Indians all over the place. Generally speaking - darker down south (although there are light skinned people down there too), lighter up north (dark people up there too) and oriental looking people to the East.

The strangest thing I've come across is speaking to an Indian that looks Chinese but sounds Indian...Then up north near Kashmir speaking to an Indian that looks like white person with blonde hair or blue eyes & fair skin.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

A lot of different genetics mixing in India. Not different races more like people of different ethnicity.

There are dark skinned, in between & light skinned Indians all over the place. Generally speaking - darker down south (although there are light skinned people down there too), lighter up north (dark people up there too) and oriental looking people to the East.

The strangest thing I've come across is speaking to an Indian that looks Chinese but sounds Indian...Then up north near Kashmir speaking to an Indian that looks like white person with blonde hair or blue eyes & fair skin.

arent there also different languages, and no one indian language.

 

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arent there also different languages, and no one indian language.

pretty diverse too, as I just learned this recently. the women below are Indian. all of those countries in that region stretching from India, Nepal, Bangladesh, Burma aka Myanmar all have a range of Indian looking folks to Eastern Asian looking folks. in Chinatown you'll see Eastern Asian Muslims every so often, most likely from India etc.

 

[Azam]

arent there also different languages, and no one indian language.

Yes lots of different languages. I speak Punjabi there are people in other parts of India who would have difficulty understanding that language. Also slight cultural differences - between different areas - as well as differences with food & language.

There is a national language though - Hindi. So most are able to understand one another.

 

[jefferz]

Vancouver ? Me too.

It's the diet high in onions n garlic. Though in your case, it could just be your upper lip.
You should try brushing the few teeth you have left. Might help you get a job and off welfare.

 

[loyalyolayal]

The US will look like this one day.

Stop Indian immigration?

 

[loyalyolayal]

Lais DeLeon. She's a Brazilian fitness model.

Looks like an indian-tranny-vin diesel.

 

[loyalyolayal]

@4daLuLZ , best regional Indian cuisine?

 

[Graves The Elder]

hm, had a question but forgot what it was.
so sari

 

[indo80]

That's right. Indians getting kicked out of clubs because they basically try and rape white women when they don't want nothing to do with them. You know you got nothing to say. Now go drive daddy's expensive car blasting your bollywood music around surrey pretending you're some boss. Tell your pals to learn how to shoot too lol they are pretty fucking bad at shooting their target and great at hitting innocent people. Good bye now.

 

[indo80]

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You sound triggered, bro. Relax, your woman will come back to you....one day....after we're done using her to fornicate with. Show her a bit of the good life. You can have her then, be her baby daddy with 2 jobs and a car note that's overdue.

he keeps bringing mommy and daddy's money into the argument, i think that ford focus comment hurt his broke behind

 

[indo80]

My jimmies aren't rustled at all. Just telling it how it really is. I don't know any white women who dig Indians either. But you know I'm spitting the truth so there's nothing else I have to say to you. You're the ones that cry and flip shit when your sisters and female cousins even talk to a white guy. Plus Indians are on average too small to fit a regular condom..so what am I supposed to be rustled for again?

dont worry an Indian will let you rent a basement suite at a discount if you keep your racism to yourself.

 

[indo80]

Growing up in Surrey, I can confirm that the smelly hindus live in big mega houses and their kids drive fancy cars. The part you left out is where in those mega houses, the hindus move their whole 40 person family into a 6 bedroom house. Adding another reason to why they are so smelly. Essentially living in a pig pen of curry, milk and unwashed asses.

those mega houses in surrey are not nearly as big as their mega stacks in the bank, you sound sad man did the world leave you behind?

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

Why are most Indians ashamed to admit they are Indian, especially those who have lived overseas?

You can try to deny it but you claim to be Canadian despite being ethnically Indian and living most of your life in India.

I also know a guy who was at University in Purdue USA, claim he was more like American because he studied in America since high school and his Indian passport was issued in America.

I also knew a girl who had a Mexican boyfriend in Florida, they were in a long distance relationship, when they finally met it turns out he want Mexican, but..... Indian.

Is it because they have a reputation of being dirty? Rapists? Or is it the reputation of having small penises (based on factual research)?

Thanks.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

pretty diverse too, as I just learned this recently. the women below are Indian. all of those countries in that region stretching from India, Nepal, Bangladesh, Burma aka Myanmar all have a range of Indian looking folks to Eastern Asian looking folks. in Chinatown you'll see Eastern Asian Muslims every so often, most likely from India etc.

Are you sure those are not Thais? They have the same hand signs.

 

[weed]

Are you sure those are not Thais? They have the same hand signs.

they're from Imphal, India.

one time at a bar, there were these dudes crowding around these gorgeous broads, trying to get their attention.

that's when I first ever learned of Imphal. it bugged me the fuck out because they had heavy ass Indian accents & even crazier was that they were Muslim. they seemed to enjoy telling people that, like they were shattering their perceived image of what Muslim chicks normally looked like. in the end they were just cock teases, just riling up the guys thirsty for them & nothing more.