I'm in India - ask me anything.

[4daLuLZ]

Why do they talk with their heads shaking all the time. I have a subordinate who does that all the time. I fucking hate it. I keep thinking he is saying no to me.

Haha ...fk yeah.
It's very weird. It's like a dog n his tail though. Different kind of wags mean different things.
It's frequently paired with an ok sir or a yes. It means none of those things.

A horizontal figure of eight wag is a yes I'm paying attention and assimilating this.

A left right shaking in the axis, like a heavy bag after a proper power left hook, is an actual yes but check the eyes to see if it's a hesitant yes.
A closed eye one is "I've got this in the bag, mynicka. Don't yeen worry boud no thang !"

An up down wag, like we say no, with a verbal yes is a yes.
If it's only a horizontal wag with the chin and a verbal yes.....you're fked. It means I didn't get it and I don't care.

Short horizontal wags with a verbal yeah is don't worry.

There's a dozen other kinds I can't remember off the top my head. And no I'm not wagging it.

I dunno why they do it. Maybe it's because the Hindu religious rites n hymns have a lot of it so it's how they talked to their rulers and from there entered and filtered down society.
Maybe it helped in the noise generated by so many ppl living together.

^just speculation.

Don't overthink it. Think in terms of context. Over time and with experience you'll get it. And it'll actually help.
I've always found that ppl with more body language are easier to read. You just have to learn the language.

 

[4daLuLZ]

There's nothing I am jealous about Indians. Indians kids have mommy and daddy's money yet they still do a great job shooting and killing each other all over surrey LOL. How many daliwals and singhs have been shot dead already this year? Yeah exactly. And Indians wish they could get white women too, there's nothing I envy about your type.

 

[Ol'Ironhead]

That's right. Indians getting kicked out of clubs because they basically try and rape white women when they don't want nothing to do with them. You know you got nothing to say. Now go drive daddy's expensive car blasting your bollywood music around surrey pretending you're some boss. Tell your pals to learn how to shoot too lol they are pretty fucking bad at shooting their target and great at hitting innocent people. Good bye now.

 

[4daLuLZ]

lol at the ol' Indian head-wag. I'm told it's mostly a Southern thing.

They do it all over but yeah, more so in the South.
They could solve all their energy problems if they could harness that wind power they generate.

 

[weed]

Sometimes. Depending on what ive eaten.
Why do you ask ? You a pervert or something ?
I can mail you a package if you like.

of course I'm a pervert.

an old boss of mine once grimaced real hard & held out his hand, pinched as if holding something tightly & said "when I went to India, my shit was black".

it was very disturbing.

 

[GhostZ06]

There's a serious scatalogical fetish in this forum.

To answer your question, yes I did. Took me about as long as stick a plunger in there and start plunging n flushing. About 2 minutes.

I learnt this in canada.

and my serious, whats your favorite alcoholic beverage

 

[4daLuLZ]

That's right. Indians getting kicked out of clubs because they basically try and rape white women when they don't want nothing to do with them. You know you got nothing to say. Now go drive daddy's expensive car blasting your bollywood music around surrey pretending you're some boss. Tell your pals to learn how to shoot too lol they are pretty fucking bad at shooting their target and great at hitting innocent people. Good bye now.

You sound triggered, bro. Relax, your woman will come back to you....one day....after we're done using her to fornicate with. Show her a bit of the good life. You can have her then, be her baby daddy with 2 jobs and a car note that's overdue.

 

[GhostZ06]

and also do you like cigars

 

[4daLuLZ]

of course I'm a pervert.

an old boss of mine once grimaced real hard & held out his hand, pinched as if holding something tightly & said "when I went to India, my shit was black".

it was very disturbing.

I've had black shit in Canada too. Green shit too. Purple.
It's called eating different foods from different countries. Who gives a fk what it looks like going out.
I care about what going in.

 

[Drenalin]

Do Indian girls have shaved pussies?

How would you compare Indian women to Canadien women?

Also are Indian women into American guys?

 

[4daLuLZ]

and my serious, whats your favorite alcoholic beverage

Don't drink. Don't like the feeling if being drunk. Prefer weed.

If I had to.....sake is all right. Mojito if I'm trying to be civil though I never finish it.
If I'm eating African food n it's hot and I'm feeling adventurous ....tusker beer is nice.

If it's time for di-annual get drunk day....belvedere n cranberry.

 

[Ol'Ironhead]

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You sound triggered, bro. Relax, your woman will come back to you....one day....after we're done using her to fornicate with. Show her a bit of the good life. You can have her then, be her baby daddy with 2 jobs and a car note that's overdue.

My jimmies aren't rustled at all. Just telling it how it really is. I don't know any white women who dig Indians either. But you know I'm spitting the truth so there's nothing else I have to say to you. You're the ones that cry and flip shit when your sisters and female cousins even talk to a white guy. Plus Indians are on average too small to fit a regular condom..so what am I supposed to be rustled for again?

 

[weed]

I've had black shit in Canada too. Green shit too. Purple.
It's called eating different foods from different countries. Who gives a fk what it looks like going out.
I care about what going in.

it was implied that he had the worst shit of his life in India, so bad it was black.

lighten up, my friend with rainbow feces.

 

[4daLuLZ]

and also do you like cigars

Pre or post insertion in soft pussies ?

 

[Don Quixote]

What are common foods, desserts in India?

 

[4daLuLZ]

Do Indian girls have shaved pussies?

How would you compare Indian women to Canadien women?

Also are Indian women into American guys?

Yup. Though you're as likely to meet a vulture's nest too. The upper class sexually active girls are generally shaved / trimmed.

Women are women. They're crazy fks in different colours. A lil less independent here though. Meaning they like the man to take charge and they take care of him.
Has pros n cons both ways.

Sure they are. If they can get away with it. You'll have to socialize though. Meaning know ppl and go partying. No pick ups.

 

[Dick]

I'm sure you do, brah. Though mine n your definition of "good job" might differ.

It's not indians per se. It's the diet. Just like asparagus makes your boyfriend's cum taste bitter in your mouth. Traditional Indian food will, over time, taint your natural body odours. That coupled with not using stick deodorants......

The FOBs do have a distinct aroma. If you're saying that about your normal assimilated Indians....that's just the smell of your racism.
Or jealousy.
Tell me, does it burn when you see them Indians in those big mega houses or their "loser" kids driving fancy cars ?
Do you cry at night in your basement and old Ford Focus ?

<DrakeLaugh>

When I google "why are Indians ..." It adds "so smart" in mine.
Also when I google "why were the moon landings...." It adds "faked".

So there's that.

Growing up in Surrey, I can confirm that the smelly hindus live in big mega houses and their kids drive fancy cars. The part you left out is where in those mega houses, the hindus move their whole 40 person family into a 6 bedroom house. Adding another reason to why they are so smelly. Essentially living in a pig pen of curry, milk and unwashed asses.

 

[Drenalin]

Yup. Though you're as likely to meet a vulture's nest too. The upper class sexually active girls are generally shaved / trimmed.

Women are women. They're crazy fks in different colours. A lil less independent here though. Meaning they like the man to take charge and they take care of him.
Has pros n cons both ways.

Sure they are. If they can get away with it. You'll have to socialize though. Meaning know ppl and go partying. No pick ups.

Man I'm really thinking about how much I want to travel the world. Experience different cultures & women. Unfortunately i waited too long because now I have twins on the way.

 

[4daLuLZ]

My jimmies aren't rustled at all. Just telling it how it really is. I don't know any white women who dig Indians either. But you know I'm spitting the truth so there's nothing else I have to say to you. You're the ones that cry and flip shit when your sisters and female cousins even talk to a white guy. Plus Indians are on average too small to fit a regular condom..so what am I supposed to be rustled for again?

It's ok, brah. You've come down with a bad case of rustled jimmies. Let me prescribe you with a double dose of stfu and one of gtfo.
Getting a rectal MRI and a stick extraction scheduled at your earliest.
That should clear it right up.

If not, there's a number of bridges available in your vicinity. May I suggest the Lions Gate Bridge ? Beautiful scenery and your last moments could be entertaining to the ppl below.

 

[GhostZ06]

Pre or post insertion in soft pussies ?