I'm in India - ask me anything.

[GSP_37]

Would you wear Under Armour underwear or other underwear made in India factories after seeing/smelling the country in person?

 

[Ol'Ironhead]

Vancouver ? Me too.

It's the diet high in onions n garlic. Though in your case, it could just be your upper lip.
You should try brushing the few teeth you have left. Might help you get a job and off welfare.

LOL..got all my teeth and a good job but there are many many people that would agree with me. Indians have a naturally smelly ass body odor. Even Google completes the sentence when you begin to ask.

 

[Idonotbelieveit]

Good shit right here.

My favourite ATM is rattler

Cider it is special

 

[GhostZ06]

Have you ever backed up a toilet if so how long did it take you to unclogg it?

 

[Mondo Freaks]

Do you lift?

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

My favourite ATM is rattler

Cider it is special

Never heard of it.

 

[4daLuLZ]

The only relevant question is why are you in India if you don't have to be in India? I don't want to ask that, though, because frankly, we don't really want you back in Canada. I remember you. You're kind of a dick.

Well I'm here for work. Also I'm managing some of my property affairs here. As for not wanting me back in Canada, sadly, you're a nobody. Go campaign or something and change the political laws. But I've already gotten citizenship. My great grandad came over in 1911. Probably when yours was still turning tricks in the streets of Belfast.
Now I'm married, to an Indian chick and I'm gonna bring her over and have smelly brown babies with her. And then, when my in-laws get old....not before....I'm gonna bring them over too. Canadian Citizenships for EVERYBODY !

So basically

<18>

 

[Idonotbelieveit]

Never heard of it.

English cider

I'm not a big fan of cider but this drink down in Devon is lovely

6%

 

[4daLuLZ]

Do you lift?

Yeah. But it's not my primary.

I used to box competitively. So I do a lot of cardio.
Gyms here are fkin expensive btw.
100$ a month is regular and they're packed.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Would you wear Under Armour underwear or other underwear made in India factories after seeing/smelling the country in person?

Sure, why not ?

Though I buy all that shit when I go back. Like every 3-5 months. It's my way of staying in touch.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

English cider

I'm not a big fan of cider but this drink down in Devon is lovely

6%

I'd give it a try.

 

[4daLuLZ]

LOL..got all my teeth and a good job but there are many many people that would agree with me. Indians have a naturally smelly ass body odor. Even Google completes the sentence when you begin to ask.

I'm sure you do, brah. Though mine n your definition of "good job" might differ.

It's not indians per se. It's the diet. Just like asparagus makes your boyfriend's cum taste bitter in your mouth. Traditional Indian food will, over time, taint your natural body odours. That coupled with not using stick deodorants......

The FOBs do have a distinct aroma. But if you're saying that about your normal assimilated Indians....that's just the smell of your racism.
Or jealousy.
Tell me, does it burn when you see them Indians in those big mega houses or their "loser" kids driving fancy cars ?
Do you cry at night in your basement and old Ford Focus ?

<DrakeLaugh>

When I google "why are Indians ..." It adds "so smart" in mine.
Also when I google "why were the moon landings...." It adds "faked".

So there's that.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Have you ever backed up a toilet if so how long did it take you to unclogg it?

There's a serious scatalogical fetish in this forum.

To answer your question, yes I did. Took me about as long as stick a plunger in there and start plunging n flushing. About 2 minutes.

I learnt this in canada.

 

[Idonotbelieveit]

I'd give it a try.

It goes down so quick and Nice but does catch up with you.

I had 9 pints other night and drove back to camp site then got more wasted. But felt ok to drive I shouldn't have only mile down road still not good and an idiot

Had more at site and can't remember after a point

Only beer on tap ATM that gives me memory loss but feel good when I wake up

Only drink it when o go down south few times a year

Proper cider no chemicals like most bud coors etc

 

[freaky]

Why do they talk with their heads shaking all the time. I have a subordinate who does that all the time. I fucking hate it. I keep thinking he is saying no to me.

 

[4daLuLZ]

It goes down so quick and Nice but does catch up with you.

I had 9 pints other night and drove back to camp site then got more wasted. But felt ok to drive I shouldn't have only mile down road still not good and an idiot

Had more at site and can't remember after a point

Only beer on tap ATM that gives me memory loss but feel good when I wake up

Only drink it when o go down south few times a year

Proper cider no chemicals like most bud coors etc

You gotta ease up on that drinking, brah.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Why do they talk with their heads shaking all the time. I have a subordinate who does that all the time. I fucking hate it. I keep thinking he is saying no to me.

lol at the ol' Indian head-wag. I'm told it's mostly a Southern thing.

 

[Idonotbelieveit]

You gotta ease up on that drinking, brah.

I like it lol

Isn't good for me but I enjoy it but ATM it suits me I've got decent life for once .

Only in last 6 months I work from home do back end programming for Jlr jaguar

Best job ever

 

[freaky]

lol at the ol' Indian head-wag. I'm told it's mostly a Southern thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_bobble

Couldn't wait for TS and did a little googling and found this on good ol wikipedia.

It actually means YES when they shake their head and you're right about it being from the South. Shaking your head means yes...go figure..Next nodding will mean no



Also found this.

 

[Ol'Ironhead]

I'm sure you do, brah. Though mine n your definition of "good job" might differ.

It's not indians per se. It's the diet. Just like asparagus makes your boyfriend's cum taste bitter in your mouth. Traditional Indian food will, over time, taint your natural body odours. That coupled with not using stick deodorants......

The FOBs do have a distinct aroma. If you're saying that about your normal assimilated Indians....that's just the smell of your racism.
Or jealousy.
Tell me, does it burn when you see them Indians in those big mega houses or their "loser" kids driving fancy cars ?
Do you cry at night in your basement and old Ford Focus ?

<DrakeLaugh>

When I google "why are Indians ..." It adds "so smart" in mine.
Also when I google "why were the moon landings...." It adds "faked".

So there's that.

There's nothing I am jealous about Indians. Indians kids have mommy and daddy's money yet they still do a great job shooting and killing each other all over surrey LOL. How many daliwals and singhs have been shot dead already this year? Yeah exactly. And Indians wish they could get white women too, there's nothing I envy about your type.