I'm in India - ask me anything.

[4daLuLZ]

is the color of your shit black?

Sometimes. Depending on what ive eaten.
Why do you ask ? You a pervert or something ?
I can mail you a package if you like.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Yes. And I've experienced it first hand. While there I asked if there were driving rules and the response was "We have rules, it's just that nobody cares". lol

Fixed

Though it's slowly changing.
Slowly.
Very slowly.

 

[Idonotbelieveit]

Tell me about beer

Especially lager

How much what brands

Go

 

[4daLuLZ]

You sound rich, TS. I'm sure you are only allowed to date girls from other rich families, but do you ever sneak over to the other side of town and bang poor chicks, just for the lulz?

Oh hell naw, I'm judicious with that dick. Meaning I'm blind to caste, color or creed.
But I'm married now.
But in my heyday, i made them bitches be scandalous for that dough.

 

[Milgrim]

The only relevant question is why are you in India if you don't have to be in India? I don't want to ask that, though, because frankly, we don't really want you back in Canada. I remember you. You're kind of a dick.

 

[mushishi]

Do you shake hands with people?

Also, where is the best naan? What are must-try dishes from must-try restaurants? What street food dishes are the best?

 

[DaleBoca]

Where can you get a good steak?

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

when u get tapeworms from the street vendor food, do they come of your butt at night, or do you breathe in warm milk and have them crawl up ur throat so u can cut the head off with scissors?

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I've watched, in amazement, a few episodes of "Don't Drive Here" (or something like that), and driving in India seemed like lunacy. No thanks.

In a short couple weeks I saw every rule you can think of being broken. One of my favorites was the guy who must have missed his turn and decided to back up about an 1/8th of a mile rather than circle around. People just got out of his way. Plus the variety of shit on the road. Cars, trucks, bikes, scooters, rickshaws and whatever else you can think of all operating on the same roads. I swear a couple vehicles looked homemade.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Have you been bitten by an ant while trying to take a dump in a hole in the dirt yet?

No
But I was bitten on the dink by an aunt while trying to dump a load in her hole.

FYI : it's respectful to call any woman older than you by a generation, as aunty or aunt.
She was ugly but I was young n horny and would've stuck it in a hole in the dirt to get off. And yes, technically could be bitten by an ant there.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Tell me about beer

Especially lager

How much what brands

Go

Good shit right here.

 

[Ol'Ironhead]

How bad does it stink there? Is it hard always having to plug your nose with your hand anytime you're in public with other Indians?


I also don't understand your post...you went to India for schooling? Who the fuck goes to India for school? That makes no sense unless I got your explanation wrong.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Tell me about beer

Especially lager

How much what brands

Go

I don't drink.
But they got a lot of European imported shit here. Heineken, Stella, Hoegarden etc
Corona n Bud are popular.

Local beers are strong n big. Think 6-9%. N cheap as shit.
A dollar tops. That's 500ml.

 

[4daLuLZ]

when u get tapeworms from the street vendor food, do they come of your butt at night, or do you breathe in warm milk and have them crawl up ur throat so u can cut the head off with scissors?

 

[wonderbread]

so I was chatting with @RR and we just had a quick talk on travels and now he's never been here. That got me thinking.

There's a lot of misconceptions, half truths and yes, kool aid views of India. I'm here and can answer most anything about this place. Culture, politics, military, work culture, business, history, women (or men), sports, food, travelling actually most anything you could think of.

My credentials ? Am a Canadian but my dad sent me here for my schooling when I was a kid. 12 years from kindergarten to high school and then pre-med (no I'm not a doctor, fk that sht). Now I'm back here since the last 3 years because of work. Go back n forth quite a bit.
I'm an avid reader of books, newspapers n magazines in whichever country I happen to be. My family here are highly placed bureaucrats / politicians / policy makers (state level) and one of them was even recently the Home Secretary (national). I have travelled extensively from north to south here. By air, train, bus, car, bike, cycle and even driven a bull cart n a tractor. Stayed in a 1000$ / night hotel (owned by a near family member so didn't pay that rate) to shitty no star hole in the walls. Even spent about a month in total in the local villages.

Consequence of all this is I'm not quite entirely Canadian but definitely not Indian to the core. I think I can see the negatives / positives of both cultures and their views about the other side. My experiences, both here and abroad, put me in as good as place as anybody you'll ever meet to ask about India.

So ask away.

Do you shit on the beach?

 

[4daLuLZ]

How bad does it stink there? Is it hard always having to plug your nose with your hand anytime you're in public with other Indians?

No, I generally pass constant gas to envelop myself in a cocoon of stink. It cancels out the stinkier smells out there plus everybody loves their own brand.
Amiright ?

 

[4daLuLZ]

Do you shit on the beach?

No. I'm about 2000 miles from one.

 

[Ol'Ironhead]

No, I generally pass constant gas to envelop myself in a cocoon of stink. It cancels out the stinkier smells out there plus everybody loves their own brand.
Amiright ?

I live in Vancouver. Lots of Indians here and I'm not going to lie...Indians often fucking stink. Just a natural smelly body odor.

 

[4daLuLZ]

I live in Vancouver. Lots of Indians here and I'm not going to lie...Indians often fucking stink. Just a natural smelly body odor.

Vancouver ? Me too.

It's the diet high in onions n garlic. Though in your case, it could just be your upper lip.
You should try brushing the few teeth you have left. Might help you get a job and off welfare.

 

[Idonotbelieveit]

I don't drink.
But they got a lot of European imported shit here. Heineken, Stella, Hoegarden etc
Corona n Bud are popular.

Local beers are strong n big. Think 6-9%. N cheap as shit.
A dollar tops. That's 500ml.

I'd try local beers if I was there

My mate is in Vietnam and bottle of lager is 50 p