If you googled yourself...

[aerius]

Just some race results from back in the day when I raced mountain bikes.
I have a pretty unique name so I try to keep my fingerprints off the 'net.

 

[Merlotte's]

Apparently I’m on a list of known homosexuals.

 

[facePuncher7]

I have the same name as a famous person so I just get them.

I used to train with a guy named Brad Pitt.

He went on to win Commonwealth Games gold and have a successful pro career, but searching "Brad Pitt boxing" really just returns stuff from the movie Snatch.

 

[Midnighter]

I used to train with a guy named Brad Pitt.

He went on to win Commonwealth Games gold and have a successful pro career, but searching "Brad Pitt boxing" really just returns stuff from the movie Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels.

Snatch?

 

[facePuncher7]

Snatch?

Yeah I got the wrong one, fixed, thx

 

[Oooxente]

Someone faking my death so they can take my part on my old man inheritance.

 

[jlagman]

...what page would you be on?

I googled my real name, and found a link to a site mentioning/about me on the 9th page. The first 8 pages are filled with doctors, physicists, and lawyers.


Edit: minus links to searches on facebook of your name.

My old Supt. found a university photo of me wrapped in a curtain/toga, from Myspace.

 

[The Hash Slinging Slasher]

A musician, a presidential scandal from another decade, and a black college football player. Which it’s only worth mentioning that he’s black because I have a very white name.

 

[Plutoburn]

If you don't know what Google is, the thread title sound straight up nasty.

 

[dog y]

1st page, looking sexy as hell.

 

[JabToucher]

I have about 30-40 hits but I used to write for several different publications so most of my articles come up.

I've created threads myself.

lol googled imaged my gf

she's all over the place

I believe she bagged my grocerys at teh store earlier.

 

[Graves The Elder]

she bagged my nuts before that

 

[Simple Southerner]

Old mug shots

 

[Lubaolong]

over 700k matches

I'm sort of a big deal.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

If I googled all your mums I'd find a shitload of porn I reckon.

 

[RetiredSlave]

Way back, if at all. This is the only social media Ive used for five years, the other being an obscure forum under a username. Deleted facebook about ten years ago, and that decision proved correct if for no other reason than those motherfuckers can pay me to sell my personal info to third parties. Grifters.

 

[dc007]

Page 1, 8th post

 

[Simian Raticus]

I have quite a distinct name, so it's mostly me from the jump.

I'm mentioned in some articles about plays that I did sound design for in a former life.

More recently there's a piece from a local paper about one of my MT bouts. Well, really it was about the other guy, but they were nice enough to mention my name as well.

 

[forum poster]

I tried it and it was just a bunch of stuff about posting on forums.

 

[tmnpothead]

First thing that came up besides LinkedIn is when I made the front page of the local newspaper last year. Was doing volunteer work helping feed the homeless on thanksgiving