if you could come back as an animal...

[CaSe]

any kind of predatory bird, that would be the shit

or a great white, but I'm scared as shit of sharks so that may not work

or a giant squid

or a ghost

but seriousleigh, a predatory bird

 

[Noblet10]

It sounds boring, but the life would be awesome, a house cat. Think about it. You would sleep the majority of the day, people feed you, you receive attention, and you can play or do whatever you really please. It's just an easy care free lifestyle. Any animal in the wild has to worry so much about food, water, and not getting killed it's not the greatest life. House cat would be fucking amazing. The only negative is you must likely will get neutered.

 

[CaSe]

^ u p*ssy

 

[Sexy]

Maybe a hippo.

 

[mikezismike]

Grey Wolf

 

[Diktaattori]

Land: White tiger

Air: Some hawk or eagle

Water: Orca or Dolphin

EDIT:

Axolotl would be cool, you'd be like a pokemon.

 

[Noblet10]

^ u p*ssy

You're the one afraid to be a shark, because you are afraid of sharks. What? You afraid of your shadow? jk

 

[AncientEnemy]

Titanium fist?

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

One of these 3946920$ stallion used for horse breeding
Silly humans will give me the finest bitches, the best food and they will take care of me

The best stallions rarely actually breed the females, they hump a giant fake horse condom and then the semen is collected and ai into the females. Still a good life though.

 

[Kb7]

Jaguar

Or a fire truck

 

[Cestus]

The best stallions rarely actually breed the females, they hump a giant fake horse condom and then the semen is collected and ai into the females. Still a good life though.

Ok, if so i want to drop my price and be a B-league one that still do it in the good old way :icon_chee

 

[ThinkGreen]

Land: Siberian Tiger

Air: Peregrine Falcon

Water: Dolphin

 

[Doughbelly]

i'd want to be a ninja. maybe a firefighter.

Ninjas are mammals. FACT.

 

[Diktaattori]

I may change my answer to this:

 

[Iroh]

Ninjas are mammals. FACT.

No, a real ninja is just too mysterious and intangable to determine anything about it. Even if they even exist.

 

[Doughbelly]

No, a real ninja is just too mysterious and intangable to determine anything about it. Even if they even exist.

I will refer you here:

http://www.realultimatepower.net

 

[Iroh]

I will refer you here:

http://www.realultimatepower.net

Lol, nice! But aren't ninja swords straight?

 

[Blitz55]

I have to admit, the Harpy Eagle is pretty cool too. Big sonofabitch.

 

[Rusk]

i would want to be a horse in Brazil

 

[Diktaattori]

i would want to be a horse in Brazil