if you could come back as an animal...

[Zookeeper Gabe]

A sloth. Not much in the way of predators and spends most of its day sleeping and eating. Pretty sweet gig.

There's some awesome footage of Harpy Eagles plucking them from trees.

 

[Lost Limb**]

Great White. I would just keep away from the areas where they are hunted for their fins.

 

[Thrawn33]

Koala. All they do us eat sleep and screw.

 

[Merlotte's]

Fennec Fox!