if you could come back as an animal...

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  1. lion paw

    lion paw Purple Belt

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    ..After you die,if you were to come back as an animal what would it be?It has to be a land,water,and air animal.My choice:

    land-hard to choose between honey badger and lion

    air-big ass owl

    water-between a hippo and a croc.
     
  2. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    I think I read that pigs experience the longest, most voluminous orgasms.

    Where was that? Oh yes, I ran into Kimble's livejournal account one day. Weird chapter title. "Glug."
     
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    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    i'd want to be a ninja. maybe a firefighter.
     
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    MSK1010 Far too Young and Clever

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    Land - One of the big cats. Doesn't matter which one.

    Air - Osprey. Gone fishin' :)

    Sea - Orca. They are just so awesome up close that I wanna be one.
     
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    Good question really tough to answer. A bird of prey would be cool an eagle an owl. In the water a giant ass squid for sure, on land hard to decide maybe a tortoise or leopard.
     
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    There is zero reason I would want to come back as anything but a human.
     
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    I would never want to be between a hippo and a croc.
     
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    ahaha hard to choose man,they both got the greatest bite psi.
     
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    a mongoose named Riki
     
  11. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Eric Burdon.
     
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    Caution If at first you don't succeed, move to China

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    Either mega shark or giant octopus.

    Or a penguin, they kick ass.
     
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    LAND: Cheetah. First, cats are great, second, Cheetah's are smart as fook.
    Because it's TRUE GABE!
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    AIR: Golden Eagle
    Yeah, now your like HOLY SHIT
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    WATER: Dolphin
    RAPE!
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    Land: Maybe a house cat, they live pretty easy lives. If domestic animals are off the table I wolf because they live in packs.

    Air: An eagle or condor so no other birds could fuck with me

    Water: Definitely crocodile, I love crocodiles.
     
  16. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    This morning I drove past about six hawks sunning themselves on powerlines and utility poles. I thought they were weird statues, like on gothic buildings. Big fuckers.
     
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    Okay Mr. No Fun, but if you got to Heaven and Jesus said get the hell back down there as an animal other than human of your choosing what would you choose?
     
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    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    They are big fuckers.
    This is a pick of a Red Tailed Hawk that landed on the corner of our building, he didn't budge.

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    These two empty lots by my work, when they get mowed once or twice a year, like clockwork the Bald Eagles come in to pick off all the field mice. It's amazing when they get that close, then you realize how big they actually are.
     
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    To answer the OP

    Dung beetle, hummingbird, candiru
     

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