if you could come back as an animal...

[lion paw]

..After you die,if you were to come back as an animal what would it be?It has to be a land,water,and air animal.My choice:

land-hard to choose between honey badger and lion

air-big ass owl

water-between a hippo and a croc.

 

[minute bull]

I think I read that pigs experience the longest, most voluminous orgasms.

Where was that? Oh yes, I ran into Kimble's livejournal account one day. Weird chapter title. "Glug."

 

[thebluerider]

i'd want to be a ninja. maybe a firefighter.

 

[MSK1010]

I think I read that pigs experience the longest, most voluminous orgasms.

Where was that? Oh yes, I ran into Kimble's livejournal account one day. Weird chapter title. "Glug."

 

[gryphonart]

Land - One of the big cats. Doesn't matter which one.

Air - Osprey. Gone fishin'

Sea - Orca. They are just so awesome up close that I wanna be one.

 

[big perken**]

Good question really tough to answer. A bird of prey would be cool an eagle an owl. In the water a giant ass squid for sure, on land hard to decide maybe a tortoise or leopard.

 

[SafyreSchool**]

There is zero reason I would want to come back as anything but a human.

 

[hohner]

I would never want to be between a hippo and a croc.

 

[lion paw]

I would never want to be between a hippo and a croc.

ahaha hard to choose man,they both got the greatest bite psi.

 

[goleta83**]

a mongoose named Riki

 

[minute bull]

Eric Burdon.

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

a horse.

 

[Caution]

Either mega shark or giant octopus.

Or a penguin, they kick ass.

 

[Blitz55]

LAND: Cheetah. First, cats are great, second, Cheetah's are smart as fook.

Spoiler

Because it's TRUE GABE!

AIR: Golden Eagle

Spoiler

Yeah, now your like HOLY SHIT

WATER: Dolphin

Spoiler

RAPE!

 

[Islam Imamate]

Land: Maybe a house cat, they live pretty easy lives. If domestic animals are off the table I wolf because they live in packs.

Air: An eagle or condor so no other birds could fuck with me

Water: Definitely crocodile, I love crocodiles.

 

[minute bull]

AIR: Golden Eagle

Spoiler

Yeah, now your like HOLY SHIT

This morning I drove past about six hawks sunning themselves on powerlines and utility poles. I thought they were weird statues, like on gothic buildings. Big fuckers.

 

[Blitz55]

There is zero reason I would want to come back as anything but a human.

Okay Mr. No Fun, but if you got to Heaven and Jesus said get the hell back down there as an animal other than human of your choosing what would you choose?

 

[minute bull]

Okay Mr. No Fun, but if you got to Heaven and Jesus said get the hell back down there as an animal other than human of your choosing what would you choose?

 

[Blitz55]

This morning I drove past about six hawks sunning themselves on powerlines and utility poles. I thought they were weird statues, like on gothic buildings. Big fuckers.

They are big fuckers.
This is a pick of a Red Tailed Hawk that landed on the corner of our building, he didn't budge.

These two empty lots by my work, when they get mowed once or twice a year, like clockwork the Bald Eagles come in to pick off all the field mice. It's amazing when they get that close, then you realize how big they actually are.

 

[hohner]

To answer the OP

Dung beetle, hummingbird, candiru