if you could come back as an animal...

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..After you die,if you were to come back as an animal what would it be?It has to be a land,water,and air animal.My choice:

land-hard to choose between honey badger and lion

air-big ass owl

water-between a hippo and a croc.
 
I think I read that pigs experience the longest, most voluminous orgasms.

Where was that? Oh yes, I ran into Kimble's livejournal account one day. Weird chapter title. "Glug."
 
I think I read that pigs experience the longest, most voluminous orgasms.

Where was that? Oh yes, I ran into Kimble's livejournal account one day. Weird chapter title. "Glug."

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Land - One of the big cats. Doesn't matter which one.

Air - Osprey. Gone fishin' :)

Sea - Orca. They are just so awesome up close that I wanna be one.
 
Good question really tough to answer. A bird of prey would be cool an eagle an owl. In the water a giant ass squid for sure, on land hard to decide maybe a tortoise or leopard.
 
There is zero reason I would want to come back as anything but a human.
 
I would never want to be between a hippo and a croc.
 
Either mega shark or giant octopus.

Or a penguin, they kick ass.
 
LAND: Cheetah. First, cats are great, second, Cheetah's are smart as fook.
Because it's TRUE GABE!
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AIR: Golden Eagle
Yeah, now your like HOLY SHIT
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WATER: Dolphin
RAPE!
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Land: Maybe a house cat, they live pretty easy lives. If domestic animals are off the table I wolf because they live in packs.

Air: An eagle or condor so no other birds could fuck with me

Water: Definitely crocodile, I love crocodiles.
 
AIR: Golden Eagle
Yeah, now your like HOLY SHIT
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This morning I drove past about six hawks sunning themselves on powerlines and utility poles. I thought they were weird statues, like on gothic buildings. Big fuckers.
 
There is zero reason I would want to come back as anything but a human.

Okay Mr. No Fun, but if you got to Heaven and Jesus said get the hell back down there as an animal other than human of your choosing what would you choose?
 
This morning I drove past about six hawks sunning themselves on powerlines and utility poles. I thought they were weird statues, like on gothic buildings. Big fuckers.



They are big fuckers.
This is a pick of a Red Tailed Hawk that landed on the corner of our building, he didn't budge.

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These two empty lots by my work, when they get mowed once or twice a year, like clockwork the Bald Eagles come in to pick off all the field mice. It's amazing when they get that close, then you realize how big they actually are.
 
To answer the OP

Dung beetle, hummingbird, candiru
 
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