I'm still grinnin from ear to ear. My friends always tell me I have a short fuse. I need 0 "warmup time". I suppose they are right. Me and these two buddies were walkin out of this club Sat night and right at the entrance to an alley we see these two s facing each other, holding hands lookin like they are about to start swapping spit. It was fuckin nasty. So I say, "Hey, why don't you two s get a room?". One of the little turd monkeys yells back at me, "Fuck you asshole, why don't you mind your own business!". Well I already knew there was nobody around but my buddies and these two pathetic freaks, so I close the distance, and stuff my right foot into the mouthy ones stomach as hard as I can. ( I know I don't want to touch these AIDs resepticles with my hands.) He lets out a groan and bends over in reaction. I clinch both my hands around his neck and bend his head sideways, where I proceed to drive a full hard left knee right into the side of his jaw. It was spot on. I felt the little Nancy boy go limp as a noodle. I just let him drop in a heap on the pavement. His girl/boyfriend almost started crying on the spot. He bends down and starts trying to wake him up and freaking out. All I said was, "next time keep that shit to yourselves and keep your mouth shut." Me and my buddies just walked away laughing our asses off. I wish I had a film of it. Ha! Fuckin s.