Homegym MEGA Thread

[deadshot138]

That's the fun reason to give out for shock factor. I got rid of it because my left knee clicks every time it bends 90 degree so rowing was mentally infuriating. Felt it every single rep. And I didn't like putting shoes on to row because barefoot workout is life.

Best part: put it up for sale mid pandemic on girlfriends FB, sold it in an hour for $400.

bruv theyre like $1300 new now

 

[Fahcough]

bruv theyre like $1300 new now

Yea I bought it for around $900 . Had no social media and no idea equipment was in shortage. Thought the guy was just a spaz of excitement. Cardio equipment stays on thin ice here, much rather quick pace training.

 

[Poon Goon]

Titan finally came out with a new product and it's kinda weird

 

[Fahcough]

Titan finally came out with a new product and it's kinda weird

The Fuck. It's like they are going full Cejudo in attempt to get attention. Did you click the drop downs and read the specs? The entire 6 paragraph description is related to sea creatures, ocean waves and harpooning. It relates to nothing on their entire site.
Nothing they have been doing matches with that CEO & Coop sit down interview 2 years ago. I think he's gone and a bunch of gamer kids took over.

I'm not nerdy knowledgeable on the mythology stuff but me thinks the REP naming everything they put out after the Gods was a shot at taking down Titans. Athena, Ares, Apollo, Hades; Rogue has Zeus locked down.

 

[Poon Goon]

The Fuck. It's like they are going full Cejudo in attempt to get attention. Did you click the drop downs and read the specs? The entire 6 paragraph description is related to sea creatures, ocean waves and harpooning. It relates to nothing on their entire site.

Nothing they have been doing matches with that CEO & Coop sit down interview 2 years ago. I think he's gone and a bunch of gamer kids took over.

I've been pretty much done with Titan for the last several months, but now it looks like they are going to be the only reasonable option for a 45 degree back extension bench. I've been checking back to see if that will be on their June "sales" so I can maybe save $5 on it. You are spot on about the Coop interview. It seems like none of that stuff happened and have shit the bed completely from what they were.

 

[Fahcough]

I've been pretty much done with Titan for the last several months, but now it looks like they are going to be the only reasonable option for a 45 degree back extension bench. I've been checking back to see if that will be on their June "sales" so I can maybe save $5 on it. You are spot on about the Coop interview. It seems like none of that stuff happened and have shit the bed completely from what they were.

Snuck a conspiracy edit on you in there

Hopefully you didn't just miss the 3% discount Memorial sale on them.

 

[ChickenBrother]

Titan finally came out with a new product and it's kinda weird

The Fuck. It's like they are going full Cejudo in attempt to get attention. Did you click the drop downs and read the specs? The entire 6 paragraph description is related to sea creatures, ocean waves and harpooning. It relates to nothing on their entire site.
Nothing they have been doing matches with that CEO & Coop sit down interview 2 years ago. I think he's gone and a bunch of gamer kids took over.

I'm not nerdy knowledgeable on the mythology stuff but me thinks the REP naming everything they put out after the Gods was a shot at taking down Titans. Athena, Ares, Apollo, Hades; Rogue has Zeus locked down.

LMFAO not sure who would buy this bar unironically, but whoever wrote the description deserves a medal:

The Moby Dick Power Bar, a behemoth of steel and determination, surges forth with the force of a relentless sea, commanding respect and awe in every lift. Just as Captain Ahab pursued his elusive nemesis, we, too, chase greatness with this mighty barbell, destined to conquer personal records and transcend the boundaries of physical achievement. So, set sail upon the vast ocean of gains and chart a course toward legendary lifts. With The Moby Dick Power Bar in your grasp, you become the Ishmael of your odyssey and the master of your fitness destiny.

And there's a list of equally impressive "Mystical Features" LMFAO

But WTF it has titanium sleeves? How is this thing only $249?


https://www.titan.fitness/strength/...ick-power-barbell-limited-edition/430198.html

 

[Fahcough]

LMFAO not sure who would buy this bar unironically, but whoever wrote the description deserves a medal:

The Moby Dick Power Bar, a behemoth of steel and determination, surges forth with the force of a relentless sea, commanding respect and awe in every lift. Just as Captain Ahab pursued his elusive nemesis, we, too, chase greatness with this mighty barbell, destined to conquer personal records and transcend the boundaries of physical achievement. So, set sail upon the vast ocean of gains and chart a course toward legendary lifts. With The Moby Dick Power Bar in your grasp, you become the Ishmael of your odyssey and the master of your fitness destiny.

And there's a list of equally impressive "Mystical Features" LMFAO

But WTF it has titanium sleeves? How is this thing only $249?


https://www.titan.fitness/strength/...ick-power-barbell-limited-edition/430198.html

It's comical but in honesty, it's not bad looking. More than the solid gold Valor bar

 

[ChickenBrother]

It's comical but in honesty, it's not bad looking. More than the solid gold Valor bar

No joke. It looks kind of different but not in a bad way. I could use this and it would put a smile on my face every time I thought about the vast ocean of gains I was embarking on.

 

[Poon Goon]

I went ahead and ordered the back extension from Titan and it looks like they might be fucking with one of the things that they were good at before. Shipping is free as always, but now they have an expedited shipping option for an additional $12. All of my previous orders from them always came in quick. Now it says to expect 7-10 days for my shipment. If this is accurate then fuck those guys forever.

 

[Fahcough]

I went ahead and ordered the back extension from Titan and it looks like they might be fucking with one of the things that they were good at before. Shipping is free as always, but now they have an expedited shipping option for an additional $12. All of my previous orders from them always came in quick. Now it says to expect 7-10 days for my shipment. If this is accurate then fuck those guys forever.

Did you get the footplate version or the cushion ankle support

 

[Fahcough]

Noggona lie, grabbed the E-Maxx SuperQuake and a forever FID bench. The No-name amazon one served well but I had the Pin lock support drop the bench and I can't risk it doing heavy bench squats or hundo DB bench. Gonna regift it to my teen nephew for his July bday

 

[Poon Goon]

Did you get the footplate version or the cushion ankle support

I got the footplate one. Couldn't find anyone else that carried one that had a decent weight capacity for a similar price. Titan's quality was always spotty, but they had good prices and fast shipping. Prices aren't great anymore and if they are purposely delaying shipping so they can charge for faster shipping I will try to avoid them at all costs. Ordered a deadlift jack from BoS today too, $30 cheaper than Titan.

 

[Fahcough]

I got the footplate one. Couldn't find anyone else that carried one that had a decent weight capacity for a similar price. Titan's quality was always spotty, but they had good prices and fast shipping. Prices aren't great anymore and if they are purposely delaying shipping so they can charge for faster shipping I will try to avoid them at all costs. Ordered a deadlift jack from BoS today too, $30 cheaper than Titan.

DIdn't you order a Glute/ Ham roller from one of them? Still using it or was it more hassle than useful. It looks like hell on wheels

 

[Poon Goon]

DIdn't you order a Glute/ Ham roller from one of them? Still using it or was it more hassle than useful. It looks like hell on wheels

I was going to, but why spend $80 on that when you can spend $500 on a GHD that you end up selling six months later. I really don't regret the GHD purchase though. I lost money on the deal, but I basically got to rent one for $20/month. Worth it to get to try it out.

 

[Fahcough]

I was going to, but why spend $80 on that when you can spend $500 on a GHD that you end up selling six months later. I really don't regret the GHD purchase though. I lost money on the deal, but I basically got to rent one for $20/month. Worth it to get to try it out.

At least you found a buyer quick. Only gets attention from a certain crowd, not a weekend hobbyist.

Your Moby Dick sold out in 5 hours. Priced it just right to move.

 

[Poon Goon]

At least you found a buyer quick. Only gets attention from a certain crowd, not a weekend hobbyist.

Your Moby Dick sold out in 5 hours. Priced it just right to move.

I wonder how many they made. I guess I can't completely hate Titan yet. That shipping thing got me pissed for a minute, but I already have a tracking number and it is scheduled to come in on Monday. As of now it looks like their "expedited shipping" is just a sham, but I'll still hate them if they hold the shipment back.

 

[Fahcough]

I wonder how many they made. I guess I can't completely hate Titan yet. That shipping thing got me pissed for a minute, but I already have a tracking number and it is scheduled to come in on Monday. As of now it looks like their "expedited shipping" is just a sham, but I'll still hate them if they hold the shipment back.

I liked them better when they were the kinda hot nerdy chick who had no idea . Now they're the loud fat one who thinks she's a dime.

 

[ChickenBrother]

Moby Dick sold out in 5 hours. Priced it just right to move.

Damn you're right, it's gone. I envy the Broseidens who will experience the spin of its velvety smooth bronze bushings akin to the constant currents of the ocean, and eventually mar its pristine white cerakote with an arduous patina, just as Moby Dick weathered the harpoons and tumultuous waves.

 

[Fahcough]

Damn you're right, it's gone. I envy the Broseidens who will experience the spin of its velvety smooth bronze bushings akin to the constant currents of the ocean, and eventually mar its pristine white cerakote with an arduous patina, just as Moby Dick weathered the harpoons and tumultuous waves.

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Hats off to the 3 moves ahead bastards. We're all making fun of them, but they garnered so much attention from it. Brought clicks to their site. Butt pirates plundered our ship & got our booty, whale played.