Henry Cejudo: "Lotion up those knees"

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  1. Verace

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    "Lotion up those knees and get ready to bend"

    With this <{yearp}> face on and aldo looking sad as fuck, "in position"

    I dont think this came out the way he expected

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  2. TheSpider

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    Aldo will stiffen triple C
     
  3. BZeee

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    TC clapping them cheeks
     
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    WAR King Henry the First of His Name

    Long may he reign

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  5. pocketkings

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    I think it came out exactly how he expected lol.
     
  6. dickcheney

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    He forgot to put “si homo”
     
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    "Lotion up those knees"...

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    Holloway already called him Waldo dude

    Can't wait until Petr Yan knocks Cejudo back to Bolivia
     
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  9. dickcheney

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    Am I supposed to have been having my wife lotion up her knees this whole time?
     
  10. usernamee

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    Honestly for the amount of trying this dude does I really hope it pays of lol
     
  11. Verace

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  12. PumaMMA

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    What exactly will Aldo do to Triple C that will make him so stiff?
     
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    No, she's supposed to lotion your knees. It's how we know they're better at multi tasking.
     
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    I think it came off exactly like he wanted it to. He's saying he's gonna violate him.
     
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    I don’t think he will be getting the “heavyweight checks” he called for anytime soon.
     
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    Sounds like he's threatening to rape him. Poor choice of words. Cejudo should go back to the drawing board and rethink this shit. He's not funny, hasn't become a draw because of his shtick, he's ruining the division and his gimmick keeps regressing. Aljamima and now this? Tony is good cringe, this shit is just sad.
     
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    Is he not a racist any more because I want to start liking him again.
     
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    Henry's trying to make his girlfriend jealous.
     
  19. SKITZADACTYL

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    glad this lotion knees comment wasn't towards sterling again LOL
     
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    lol Toner, poor kid.
     
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