Heading to jail for a little while

[Chris Kyle is a liar]

did he go full nuts?



well, besides going to hell for believing in a false prophet

I doubt a guy going to prison was headed to heaven anyway

 

[DaleBoca]

30 day sentence in county? Honestly, you should out in a couple of days.

Plus, look, you'll be put in different levels. Those waiting for trial for murder and class 1 crimes and etc. Those are the ones that will go to prison.

Depending on your crime, if it's just minor stuff, you can just hang out and play cards and watch tv.

Have a nice time.

 

[jefferz]

 

[EJAXXX]

The first inmate you see, beat the shit out of them until they are near death. It will add a lot to your sentence, but it's the only way they will respect you. Otherwise you won't make it. Good luck bruh

Usually I'd tell you to stay away from the first response on any thread, but this is good advice.

Try to find something sharp right away TS.

 

[Omegaboy13]

Do your own time, don't talk to sex offenders, be cognizant of who the block heavies are and stay away from them, don't gamble as debt equals trouble.

 

[sjon22]

i ended up getting an assault charge even though it was literally self defense against some drunk fuck at the bar. I know everyone claims "self defense" but it literally was self defense.. And then I ended up violating probation like an idiot. At the end of the day I put myself in this situation and now I just gotta turn myself in and get it over with. Like I mentioned before its just a work center for a couple weeks, more freedom than a county jail. If I were heading to prison I'd be stressed out but This will be nothing compared to serving real time in a penitentiary. Just gonna be super boring

Don't tell people it had anything to do with fighting when you are on the inside. Guys will want to see how tough you are.

 

[ROKKO]

did he go full nuts?


Nope it was a pretty standard fight early striking then the old man tackled the kid. Not much damage was done on either part and it was over in 10-15 seconds. The CO came over pulled Bones off him there was some yelling about paying up next time and both guys were moved to a separate pods

 

[DS7]

Don`t be the last dude in the shower.

 

[irish_thug]

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That very easily could have been me on a few occasions. I hope it goes quick and easy for you.

 

[rocketskates]

It really won't be that big of a deal. Keep to yourself, don't step on anyone's toes and you will be fine. Sounds like you've already got a good regimen to keep you busy.

Most guys in county are serving short sentences like you or are awaiting trial so they likely won't mess with you as long as you don't start shit with them. It's not like prison.

 

[shaffmeister]

That very easily could have been me on a few occasions. I hope it goes quick and easy for you.

Thanks buddy. Shouldn't be too bad

 

[xhaydenx]

Nope. I'll be in a work center so I won't be in the typical county jail. Hell, I won't even be in a cell. I have a couple buddies in there as we speak so they should help me pass the time.

Well, that changes things. You made it out like you were going into an actual jail and would be in an actual cell.

So no cell and you get to chill out with friends + you get free accommodation and food for a month. Sounds fucking cruizey, lad.

 

[ralphc1]

You probably got this down already too but you can use your shirt for almost akin to a resistance band while wrapping around a cell bar (not sure what called in English) and rocking for- and backwards in a way. Probably hits your bi's and alternatively lats if you tweak your grip of the shirt. Great for negatives after they pull you from the yard.

You can always twerk.

 

[Jesus X]

don't do anything to stand out just blend in

Their loss my break dancing mime show is amazing.

 

[Pixelated Porn]

lol, going full nuts is this thing you can do in spades. i forget exactly what it means, used to play in college

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Is that what you would do?

That's right. That guy will protect you after that.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Don`t be the last dude in the shower.

You mean second to last.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

so basically I have to do 30 days in county jail, I should get out in about 3 weeks with good behavior. Does anyone have any recommendations on ways to stay busy? I plan on going in there with a bodyweight workout regimen so exercise will help me keep my mind off things.. I'll also be reading as much as possible. Any tips on workouts/ how to kill time in there would be appreciated my fellow sherdoggers

Do you know how to make a shiv? You may need to know.

 

[RR]

can you touch your toes?

 

[bushman505]

so basically I have to do 30 days in county jail, I should get out in about 3 weeks with good behavior. Does anyone have any recommendations on ways to stay busy? I plan on going in there with a bodyweight workout regimen so exercise will help me keep my mind off things.. I'll also be reading as much as possible. Any tips on workouts/ how to kill time in there would be appreciated my fellow sherdoggers

Jail is for suckers and losers. Have fun though.