Heading to jail for a little while

[DataBreach]

I'm already bald and black so I have that going for me

Teach some bjj.

 

[steve38]

Nothing witty to add....but stay strong, Shaffmeister. Don't be a victim in there, learn from it, and know that life will be so much sweeter on the other side. GL

 

[shaffmeister]

Teach some bjj.

Man that's honestly what I'll end up doing haha. I had a friend who was in there a few months back and he said that people were wrestling everyday/ betting on the winners. I won't be doing any betting but it will be fun to play around with them and teach them the basics if they're willing to learn

 

[shaffmeister]

Nothing witty to add....but stay strong, Shaffmeister. Don't be a victim in there, learn from it, and know that life will be so much sweeter on the other side. GL

Thanks buddy

 

[DoubleAAZ]

Unlucky? You mean stupid

No I meant unlucky. I'm sure there are plenty of stupid decisions that have been made to end up in the slammer, but you also have a much nicer chance of going to jail if your born 'unlucky'

 

[RhinoRush]

It's county. You're basically going on vacation.

 

[Deleted member 409801]

Didn't lose my job, I'll be in there for maybe 20 days. And I'm not going to prison luckily.

Howd you pull that......the not losing your job ? They are ok with a late notice / unexpected 3-4 week absence ?

 

[Phlog]

What is it with American jails and homosexuality?

There's no such correlation in the UK and in other countries I know of.

 

[Eredin]

Just pepper your angus.

 

[frenz]

 

[SammyPops]

If you're sitting on the toilet make sure you have one leg out of your pants so you can stand up and defend yourself if you get rushed. Learned that one from an old coworker who had served several years.

that is actually pretty good advice. Might start doing this at the office washrooms, just in case.

 

[shaffmeister]

Howd you pull that......the not losing your job ? They are ok with a late notice / unexpected 3-4 week absence ?

"Family emergency" I gave them two weeks in advance.

 

[groo]

You will update this thread with your experiences after your releae, yes yes?

He will likely be going back there again and again.

That's just the vibe I get.

 

[groo]

Sneak in sleeping pills and sleep most of it away. My buddy had to do 30 days about a year ago, that's what he did. Said it worked awesome.

I'm sure that helped him zone out during the daily rapings.

 

[HelloJapan]

I'm sure that helped him zone out during the daily rapings.

Nah brah, jail--->prison.

 

[groo]

What is it with American jails and homosexuality?

There's no such correlation in the UK and in other countries I know of.

Lotta gays in Murica....

 

[weich]

What is it with American jails and homosexuality?

There's no such correlation in the UK and in other countries I know of.

I think it's a combination of over crowding, extremely long sentences, and for the most part, zero conjugal visits.

 

[HomeRun916]

Good luck.

 

[Buff]

Accept nothing from anybody... Not food, not tobacco, nothing.

 

[blitzk]

30 days in county with a couple of buddies?

That sounds more like an excuse for getting out of work for a while.