haiku master dominates the UFC

[Lax617]

I had to write some Haiku in elementary school about 35 years ago.

Dana bets it all,
Conor finished, shock for all,
Ngannou grins, cashes in.

 

[Lax617]

One more.

Legal clash, Hunt's fight,
Dana's cash grabs cause the plight,
Khabib's sunset bright.

 

[nonoob]

MMA has proved
Their money goes to the best
At self promotion.

When I was younger
Thought I'd make money fighting,
Problem was I sucked.

 

[reddhelium]

Came for the violence
Stayed for the clever haikus
Sherdog delivers

 

[jeff7b9]

Woman says to guy:
Should we try the other hole?
No. I dont want kids.

 

[BOTTICELLI]

Sher Dogging is fun
Saturday Night Its Lit
Trapped in Cheeto Dust

 

[regmma123]

Fighting skills subpar
But you worry not my friend
we're of privileged class

 

[Young Calf Kick]

"he was never good"
- Shertards mentally challenged
Sub 60 IQs

 

[Eternalwarriorking]

with lame rainbow hair
sherdog did not respect him
until Aljo slept

 

[toasty]

long hair carpenter
needs divine intervention
or to close up shop

long hair carpenter
can't R N C father time
needs a miracle

 

[toasty]

cupcake getting stale
but was tasty snack last night
icing on the cake?

 

[toasty]

@Fluffernutter
Where are you Sherbro poet?
you are Ku master!

 

[Fluffernutter]

@Fluffernutter
Where are you Sherbro poet?
you are Ku master!

I've been around here
Need to gets some coffee now
Haikus will come soon

 

[Fluffernutter]

Last night had cage fights?
Didn't even know about card
We watched Godzilla

 

[nonoob]

Last night had cage fights?
Didn't even know about card
We watched Godzilla

Cages are a thing
To contain violent fighters.
Some people get wrecked.​

 

[Fluffernutter]

Cages are a thing
To contain violent fighters.
Some people get wrecked.​

Octagon not cage
No longer human cock fight
Sport is civilized

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Took many ball shots
Then cast in Austin powers
Dirty, rapist fuck

 

[toasty]

Donald Trump Nut Hugs
Arrogant maga hero
hope he eats head kick

 

[toasty]

card goes 6 fights deep
Wonderboy versus Shavkat
like them both so much

 

[toasty]

Emmett versus Bryce
Bad matchup for nasty thug
Josh wings lethal hooks