haiku master dominates the UFC

[AmonTobin]

Sugar bombs are bad
Aljamain ate way too many
“And new champion”

 

[toasty]

power slap no more
oil wrestling ring card girls please
Dana send my check

 

[toasty]

the wars have eaten
a glorious warrior
Now Paddy fodder

 

[toasty]

MMA
Haiku by 3rd dan carrot belt master Toasty F Bunny

stare at stone killer
Devise a war strategy
lock the cage door tight

 

[Slapjit]

Fighter want #bigbucks
But no have skill with Twitter
This why they stay poor

 

[toasty]

father of danger
should have skipped last seven
good hat but no belt

 

[toasty]

Hated them at first
Angry Stockton street brothers
Now much Diaz love!

 

[Thawing Mammoth]

Why go to the gym
When there is a bed right there
You can just relax

 

[wolfgangkrauser]

Lmfao.. <Lmaoo>

 

[wolfgangkrauser]

Why go to the gym
When there is a bed right there
You can just relax

Helax*

 

[toasty]

Grant walks toward gate
Gatekeeper "you shall not pass"
and the gate was shut

 

[toasty]

A Pfyer raging!
How much damage will it do?
who will put it out?

 

[toasty]

long hair carpenter
teaches us to lay and pray
Clay, son of Guida

 

[Prince Nephilim]

Remember Carwin
Use to cut weight in his hands
Bigger gloves than Brock

 

[toasty]

Ode to Jeff Sherwood

Son of Paul Bunyan
and "Tampon" the wild cat
He let the dogs out

He let the dogs out
in a mythical land of
shit posting and flames

 

[markantony20]

Woman's MMA
Why god why do this to me
He's a spiteful god.

Y’all ever read the Torah? That god is a dick.

 

[toasty]

snap crackle or pop?
what sound did Usman's knee make?
Khamzat by kneebar!

 

[toasty]

Bleeding Mike Breeden
Barked and barraged to win
Got some dog in him

 

[Pube Wig]

With that look in his
Time flies, and eyes out of
socket it goes now

 

[IloveTHIS]

where was you when hear steroid spider is kill

I was at home eating bread fingers of gallus gallus domesticus

comrade Michelangelo phone ring "leg of spider is kill"

"no"