haiku master dominates the UFC

Lax617 · Nov 25, 2023

I had to write some Haiku in elementary school about 35 years ago.

Dana bets it all,
Conor finished, shock for all,
Ngannou grins, cashes in.

Lax617 · Nov 25, 2023

One more.

Legal clash, Hunt's fight,
Dana's cash grabs cause the plight,
Khabib's sunset bright.

nonoob · Nov 25, 2023

MMA has proved
Their money goes to the best
At self promotion.

When I was younger
Thought I'd make money fighting,
Problem was I sucked.

reddhelium · Nov 25, 2023

Came for the violence
Stayed for the clever haikus
Sherdog delivers

jeff7b9 · Nov 25, 2023

Woman says to guy:
Should we try the other hole?
No. I dont want kids.

BOTTICELLI · Nov 25, 2023

Sher Dogging is fun
Saturday Night Its Lit
Trapped in Cheeto Dust

regmma123 · Nov 25, 2023

Fighting skills subpar
But you worry not my friend
we're of privileged class

Young Calf Kick · Nov 26, 2023

"he was never good"
- Shertards mentally challenged
Sub 60 IQs

Eternalwarriorking · Nov 26, 2023

with lame rainbow hair
sherdog did not respect him
until Aljo slept

toasty · Dec 3, 2023

long hair carpenter
needs divine intervention
or to close up shop

long hair carpenter
can't R N C father time
needs a miracle

toasty · Dec 3, 2023

cupcake getting stale
but was tasty snack last night
icing on the cake?

toasty · Dec 3, 2023

@Fluffernutter
Where are you Sherbro poet?
you are Ku master!

Fluffernutter · Dec 3, 2023

toasty said:
@Fluffernutter
Where are you Sherbro poet?
you are Ku master!

I've been around here
Need to gets some coffee now
Haikus will come soon

Fluffernutter · Dec 3, 2023

Last night had cage fights?
Didn't even know about card
We watched Godzilla

nonoob · Dec 3, 2023

Fluffernutter said:
Last night had cage fights?
Didn't even know about card
We watched Godzilla

Cages are a thing
To contain violent fighters.
Some people get wrecked.

Fluffernutter · Dec 3, 2023

nonoob said:
Cages are a thing
To contain violent fighters.
Some people get wrecked.

Octagon not cage
No longer human cock fight
Sport is civilized

rearnakedchoke · Dec 3, 2023

Took many ball shots
Then cast in Austin powers
Dirty, rapist fuck

toasty · Dec 14, 2023

Donald Trump Nut Hugs
Arrogant maga hero
hope he eats head kick

toasty · Dec 14, 2023

card goes 6 fights deep
Wonderboy versus Shavkat
like them both so much

toasty · Dec 14, 2023

Emmett versus Bryce
Bad matchup for nasty thug
Josh wings lethal hooks