haiku master dominates the UFC

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Colby got beat down
I celebrated too much
Offended my friend


for you @Poirierfan

 

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Haiku entitled DON'T U FUCKING DO IT DONALD

Connor's shoulder strike
put you in bolivian
Danger needs a Dad

 

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Ace Ventura knows
Spider knees can kill you dead
Lesson was taught twice

 

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RDR knee strike
Lesson in humility
Bo knows defeat now

 

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Aussie Jack now champ
can't remember who he beat
Shavkat salivates

or

Islam salivates

Choose whichever last line you prefer