haiku master dominates the UFC

[Osculater]

UFC time
Is the time to fap when
sweaty men hug

 

[nonoob]

Perry and Jake Paul
Will box. Hope Mike gives wicked
Upper cut low blow.

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Another Fight Night
Once again without the crowd
but the finishes...

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Fight Night so badly
Put together that I am
Watching Jake fight Mike

 

[DatSamboKid]

Jones consumed alcohol
Committed a hit and run
It was a devine test of faith
Amen

 

[toasty]

Jon Jones Aspinall
You can't be a goat and duck
stand aside Stipe

 

[toasty]

Tony Ferguson
Left a single glove in cage
Wish he had left two

 

[Thawing Mammoth]

One man's brain gets fucked
Another man is cheering
In the end who cares

 

[Nathan LaMontagne]

UFC grows dull
fighters point strike, no grappling
Lacking urgency

 

[MarleyLynx]

Irish plumber boy
Becomes multimillionare
And goes off the rails

Dublin man dreamin
Skiing on a goat mans yahct
On all rails, not off.

 

[MarleyLynx]

Sean walks down Izzy
Adesanya no answers
Bad press conference

China Africa
Painted toe nails and dog bum
N word for brotha

 

[LaChiflera]

Tiramisu fathead
McNuggets blades, shades
My son is Jesus Christ

 

[deviake]

One of the best threads I've seen on here

 

[mixmastermo]

Shara Bullet wins
He only has one good eye
Future Mega Star

 

[The-AxeMurderer]

Shit fight night once more

Cannot take much more of this

Red bald goof must pay

 

[toasty]

Cory Sandhagen
modern kenny florian
close but no cigar!

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Fighting -omedov?
In town of Abu Dhabi?
Better finish him...

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Remember the times
Chuck had that look in his eyes
Man those were the days

 

[Osculater]

Sharia wins
Soon he will be the Law and
He will bring the fear

 

[Osculater]

Watching the Olympics
And Fvck the UFC, bro!
Fighters are still cool