haiku master dominates the UFC

[toasty]

Hard as a diamond
please don't get wrestlefucked
Five rounds to glory

 

[PhilMcCavity]

I got a grey kitty, white one And a tabby too/ And a big orange guy Who put snakes in my shoes/ Mad MC skills, leave ya struck And I roll with ma kitties And I'am hard as fuck

 

[nonoob]

Sean and Costa will

Throw down in the cage tonight.

Wish they both could win.

 

[HHJ]

Hooters jiggle round
Mckenzie Dern slo -mo replay
Arousal is imminent

 

[HHJ]

Nakao kiss Herring
Herring knocks Nakao out
Herring not gay

 

[JBJ was here]

Jab, jab, jab, jab, jab
Broken nose and blackened eyes
Costa rests in pieces

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Sean and Costa will

Throw down in the cage tonight.

Wish they both could win.

Because of this man
We are in store for a draw
I'm cool with it, really

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

As the sun rises,
I cannot help but wonder,
Will Dustin or Islam win?

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Today is the day
Dustin lives his dream
Wins the belt by gilly

 

[MigitAs]

I got a grey kitty, white one And a tabby too/ And a big orange guy Who put snakes in my shoes/ Mad MC skills, leave ya struck And I roll with ma kitties And I'am hard as fuck

Fun fact I used to be a Christian kid and at Christian camp I got up on the mic and did this rap complete with the F bomb but I was doing bubbles voice so I don’t think anyone picked up on it aside from my friends who had seen me do it before lol.

 

[PhilMcCavity]

Fun fact I used to be a Christian kid and at Christian camp I got up on the mic and did this rap complete with the F bomb but I was doing bubbles voice so I don’t think anyone picked up on it aside from my friends who had seen me do it before lol.

Jesus still loves you brah

 

[Rationality]

I can tell-a you
Saku love-a him haiku
Haters go pound sand

 

[Ube]

Tell me you don’t know shit about haikus without telling me you don’t know shit about haikus

 

[Rationality]

Cauliflower Brain
Daring keyboard warrior
Pixels not real wound

 

[toasty]

Hard as a diamond
please don't get wrestlefucked
Five rounds to glory

diamond under stress
Can start to show the small flaws
No storybook end

 

[toasty]

I give not one fuck

Lemos fights Jandiroba​

not a single fuck

 

[tat2man5k]

Wandy versus Chuck
It was five years too damn late
Still my favorite

 

[mixmastermo]

Georges Rush St. Pierre
He beat everyone he faced
Could have beat Silva

 

[Osculater]

Lemos and miss
Jandiroba are the hot
Babes in the cage

 

[reddhelium]

Congrats Tavares
Twenty-fifth UFC fight
Oops- Park failed his meds