haiku master dominates the UFC

[mister piscadinha]

gsp blast doubles
usman foot stomps only
colby gave him troubles
george at the top lonely

 

[mister piscadinha]

dagestan is no nation
has only one champion
brazil's domination
we must always reckon

 

[mister piscadinha]

tiger like stalking
sean strickland's pressure
izzy's backward walking
mocking he must endure

 

[RonDante]

Sean Strickland is GOAT
So here is the thing you guys
Izzy jerks his dog

 

[Clark Rogers]

This thread is just a
Real fuckin drag, much like deez
Giant hairy balls

 

[mahavishnunj]

Adesanya lost

Izzy was never that good

He also fucks dogs

That dog was clearly asking for it.

 

[Davidjacksonjones]

He tap like chicken
Likes to hit elderly man
Five rape accusers

 

[BOTTICELLI]

If anyone ever says there is no poetic posts on Sherdog- Show them this thread, it is a master class of MMA Haiku !

 

[Laheys'Liquorland]

Everyone's on shitgrass Bubs.

 

[cereaI]

Stipe Miocic
to extinguish fiery goat
only bones remain

Cold

 

[mudrubble]

Irish on the dole
Becomes multimillionare
And snorts all the rails

Def true!

 

[TempleoftheDog]

Sugar bombs are bad
Aljamain ate way too many
“And new champion”

“Aljo ate way too many”
——————-
You fucked it up bro
But I like it anyway
Next time do better

 

[Askafan]

Val's Brazilian tap
A feeble attempt to foil
Grasso's fierce face crank

 

[HaulParris]

Noche UFC
Dana's new yearly cash grab
¡Viva La Raza!

 

[toasty]

Def true!

I don't think Toasty actually said that...

 

[toasty]

bonnar and griffin
a sloppy slobberknocker
oh that was so fun

 

[mudrubble]

I don't think Toasty actually said that...

But we love Toasty enough to remix his chunes!

 

[dominion]

Dana's wife got horny
While he ate macaroni
The rest was history

 

[Paolo Delutis]

To the death Georges
The Hawaiian claimed but
Never left his stool

 

[Royce's Gi]

Apocalyptic Mistique
Met BJ in the Airport
Needs More Birds