haiku master dominates the UFC

[IDGETKTFO]

I want to fuck chuck
Leben KO Wand
Wand banned for life.

 

[Kumason]

Triangle on Matt
power slam or passing out?
Carlos goes to sleep

Shoulda had that in OP

 

[stalehotdog]

Mayhem Miller cuffed
Choked a West Hollywood fight fan
Belongs in a cage

 

[93confirmed]

The UFC is dying
No one seems to give a shit
I don't really like haikus

 

[spinup]

Mnnn shgur tramfl
Flumshs vruam grwl champ
O H ! O H !

 

[toasty]

Prediction
a poem by Toasty F. Rabbit

At-a-man looks like
Psychotic wolverine
run Mr. Gamrot

 

[toasty]

Shoulda had that in OP

Honestly did not think this thread would last past the OP. Thought the mods would kill it the moment the word Haiku was typed even before I could post it.

 

[toasty]

Mnnn shgur tramfl
Flumshs vruam grwl champ
O H ! O H !

They should have a like button and an OMGIFLT button which you could only hit once. I would have hit it on this post.

 

[toasty]

Holly Holm Head kick hits
Rowdy Ronda righteously
That is karma baby

 

[Espresso]

Alcohol
Cigarettes
Dominick Cruz goat BW

 

[toasty]

Ruthless Robbie L
Havoc! let slip the dogs of war.
Dethroned Red King

Ruthless Robbie L
Met him at a baseball game
Toasty by Knockout

 

[Mackenzie Dern's Accent]

Most majestic head
Carved of granite, sound of a violin
Like fine cheese and wine

"Grapes" by Jeikobu Ōtizu​

 

[Goodfella86]

When one does not know
How to say Potieria
Can not trust Haiku

 

[AleYeah]

Really old account
Making up for lost time tho
Where ya been @toasty?

 

[MMABr]

Fedor was invincible
Sneaky triangle armbar
Werdum Time

 

[toasty]

Most majestic head
Carved of granite, sound of a violin
Like fine cheese and wine

"Grapes" by Jeikobu Ōtizu​

Little known fact, this Haiku was written about Kazuyuki Fujita who was famous for his love of grapes, thus the title

 

[toasty]

El Guapo, liver kick
weapon of much destruction
shut down their organs

 

[toasty]

a porno mustache
fists like the wrath of God
Predator, Don Frye

to enter heaven
front kicks down the pearly gates
Preadator, Don Frye

 

[Pictureonthewall]

Sherdog
For the best
UFC for the rest

 

[toasty]

Colby Covington
arrogance personified
War! Leon Edwards

Colby Covington
Wins every microphone fight
loses in the cage

Colby Covington
eats a flying knee or two
Donald cries that night