Grade the Jaws films

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Jaws a tale of a great white shark (Carcharodon carcharias) terrorizing local beach goers and it is up to the local police chief Brody to defeat this menace. After the first film a string of sequels came after and the quality took a dive but some still find enjoyment in viewing the later movies.

The 4 movies:

Jaws
Jaws 2
Jaws 3-D
Jaws (4) The Revenge

Rate each from a scale of 0-100

100 being the best and 0 being a sin against humanity.

Which one was your favorite? Favorite lines? Favorite characters?
Discuss…


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Only saw the 1st one, I'd say 7ish but I'm too young to actually understand what it was for the time.
 
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First Jaws is a solid 4 outta 5 stars and Spielberg's only good film besides Duel.

Jaws 2, 3, and Revenge are all hilarious 1 star films with 3 being the worst and most entertaining. It's a been long time since I've seen them but I distinctly remember them giving Jaws the growl of a lion in one of them.
 
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Jaws-99/100--One of the best films of all time.
Jaws 2-80/100
Jaws 3-12/100
Jaws 4-0/100
Fair grades.

lol not even 1 point for the roaring shark? Was super random and funny. One ending it just blows up for no reason when impaled by the boat.
 
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Fair grades.

lol not even 1 point for the roaring shark? Was super random and funny. One ending it just blows up for not reason when impaled by the boat.
That is a good point, but holy shot that was an awful film.
 
Jaws - 95
Jaws 2 - 80
Jaws 3-D - 75
Jaws (4) The Revenge - 0.0
 
Favorite character was Brody.

Dude was no nonsense and ready for action.

Actor apparently didn’t want to do Jaws 2 but glad that he did otherwise it would have been not nearly as good.

Favorite lines.

Brody- “You’re going to need a bigger boat.”

Hooper: “That's a twenty footer.”
Quint:”Twenty-five. Three tons of him.”
 
Jaws- all-time classic. Head and shoulders above the rest.

Jaws 2- pretty good sequel. Hard to justify its existence but it’s well made and entertaining. It’s like Halloween 2 to Jaws’ Halloween. Can’t compare but it’s a better than some of the stuff to come.

Jaws 3D and Jaws: The Revenge are more like Halloween Resurrection without at least the slight redeeming value of Busta vs. MM.

Rare to see the legend Michael Caine in a bad movie but it’s happened from time to time.
 
Jaws- all-time classic. Head and shoulders above the rest.

Jaws 2- pretty good sequel. Hard to justify its existence but it’s well made and entertaining. It’s like Halloween 2 to Jaws’ Halloween. Can’t compare but it’s a better than some of the stuff to come.

Jaws 3D and Jaws: The Revenge are more like Halloween Resurrection without at least the slight redeeming value of Busta vs. MM.

Rare to see the legend Michael Caine in a bad movie but it’s happened from time to time.
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Movie was hilarious.

I agree 1 was excellent. And 2 was justifiable good.
 
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