Going Rogue

[Barut]

War Black Mafia's!!!

 

[bacon]

English was my best subject. I hate engineering -- I should have been a zoo keeper.

I came up with three shirt ideas recently. Two of which I actually made...

1. FUQ EWE (with a picture of a very frieghtened cartoon sheep)

2. *COUGH*

3. CONDOMS: Cause I don't trust your dirty ass.


I made the first one for me. Ryanlee3004 got the second one. JK3004 will probably get the third....but don't tell him.


PS Muave is the new black.

 

[Barut]

I thought gay was the new black.

 

[bacon]

Well, muave = gay, so we're both right. Volvo.

 

[fat_wilhelm]

I thought gay was the new black.

Nope. Gay is it's own thing. Gay and married with kids is the new gay, though.

...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Villanova.

 

[jk3004]

Mine are enteric coated, cheese tooth. You started lifting yet fucker?

And I didn't invent the tequila stuntman. I've always suspected that it was a Chevy Chase/Caddyshack derivative, but the rugby players claimed it was their idea. I haven't had tequila since my 21st b-day. 18 shots in one night = alcohol poisoning/public nudity/puked on a dog and my friends (felt bad about the dog)/two days in bed with an IV. After that, I swore off tequila for a few decades.

BTW, you log sucks fatty. It's all cluttered with BS. You need to get a handle on the gnoobs that keep posting in here..

I finally started lifting yesterday, now that all the surgeries and what not are out of the way. The condom line still cracks me up/

Does being a prior Aerospace Maintenance Engineer with half of his A&P count as being a mechanical engineer? :icon_twis If so count me in the cool club.

OT in fattys log is truly what this log is for. Keep it red, keep it real fatty, so we can all skip over it :icon_twis

 

[bacon]

I finally started lifting yesterday, now that all the surgeries and what not are out of the way. The condom line still cracks me up/

Does being a prior Aerospace Maintenance Engineer with half of his A&P count as being a mechanical engineer? :icon_twis If so count me in the cool club.

OT in fattys log is truly what this log is for. Keep it red, keep it real fatty, so we can all skip over it :icon_twis

Mechanic does not = engineer, and vise versa. But it's cool, I'll vouch for you...when I finish my degree...

 

[fat_wilhelm]

Check this out. I ate a good breakfast two days in a row!
VVVVVVVVVVV

Breakfast (7:45 A.M.):

Steel cut oatmeal w/ dried cranberries and toasted pecans
Mocha Joe Muscle Milk w/ skim milk

 

[fat_wilhelm]

Off topic (could it be?!?!?!?!?)

I mentioned my black mafia friend in an earlier post. Here ya go...

http://www.alphamalepublishing.com/aboutUs.html

The picture on the webpage is him. I read his first book, "Is There a Black Mafia", which is basically an autobiography. Scary shit. This dude started waxing people (2 cops) when he was 13.

 

[Lusst]

Pfft, that's nothing. I'm hell on women and children.

 

[bacon]

Off topic (could it be?!?!?!?!?)

I mentioned my black mafia friend in an earlier post. Here ya go...

http://www.alphamalepublishing.com/aboutUs.html

The picture on the webpage is him. I read his first book, "Is There a Black Mafia", which is basically an autobiography. Scary shit. This dude started waxing people (2 cops) when he was 13.

It's "wack", not "wax". Wacking someone = killing someone. Waxing someone = painful form of hair removal/form of copulation as described in rap songs. (waxing that ass).

 

[fat_wilhelm]

It's "wack", not "wax". Wacking someone = killing someone. Waxing someone = painful form of hair removal/form of copulation as described in rap songs. (waxing that ass).

No. 2:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wax

I've asked "Esui" to kill you, bacon.

 

[fat_wilhelm]

09/14/2006

Pullin' Shit:

Pullups (Don

 

[bacon]

You're citing a dictionary named after a silly S&P mod? Bwaaha ha ha.

Revised edition:

Wax:
Another ghey way of saying kill or murder.
"Yo, lets wax that motherfuckers balls."


Venezuela

 

[fat_wilhelm]

I'm going to take my recip. saw to your power rack. Bwaaha ha ha. [read with evil tone]

 

[bacon]

You could do that...but then I'd take my sawsall to your fancy little "underfloor" sub woofer.
*read with silly lisp*

 

[Lusst]

*throws down 40oz*

"I'ma wax that mufuckas ass...then whack him off."

















You heard me.

Vagrant.

 

[bacon]

"I'ma wax that mufuckas ass...then whack him off."

In the interest of time, you could do both via reach-around. That would be like killing birds with rock, or some shit.



BTW, this post confirms that you are indeed posting from prison. I'll send you some cookies.

 

[jk3004]

In the interest of time, you could do both via reach-around. That would be like killing birds with rock, or some shit.



BTW, this post confirms that you are indeed posting from prison. I'll send you some cookies.

Hah, and thank for the mechanic vouch and shit. Now i'ma go wax me some gangsta hoez. speacking of which, i'll be right back...

 

[Barut]

*Looks around. Pees on the floor. Leaves to watch the end of the office.*