What is this? 'Most irrelevant rebuttal possible' day?
I don't need to guess. I watch fights thoroughly before positing my opinion and I let things like evidence and evenhanded deduction, not bias, dictate my post. You should try it. He admitted to nearly being stopped by Akiyama and your creatively hilarious interpretation of the Wand fight is so unrealistically bizarre that it doesn't warrant a direct response. Let me guess: he had an irresistible urge to power nap against Kang that couldn't wait any longer? Ignoring those, there's at least 3 other UFC fights where was he noticeably hurt with the Stann example as the least of them.
Going further, to suggest that getting seriously stunned as a result of concussive force as Bisping is prone to doesn't equate to damage received is evidence of a potent combination of ignorance and favortism.