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Full kit w**kers, now an MMA problem? Challenge....

yes! i bike ride in my local neighborhood, and i'll see these guys racing around families and other people on their bikes like they're on the tour de france lol. those guys are definitely wankers.

They're even worse in groups. Some of them think they go as fast as cars and feel they own the road. Those pricks are wankers squared.
 
shouldnt this fella come from staines?
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The only one i ever spotted in person was wearing a full Sweden kit. It was at the cricket and a lot of people were dressed up, but I still count it.
 
On a side note the best part about this I'm convinced is the amount of Americans using the word wanker :icon_chee
 
Still waiting to see the first person in real life decked out in a "fight kit"...
 
yes! i bike ride in my local neighborhood, and i'll see these guys racing around families and other people on their bikes like they're on the tour de france lol. those guys are definitely wankers.

An Australian guy I knew once pointed out that motorcyclists do this too.

He told me that over there a person who rides a motorbike would just stuck on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, jacket if it was cold and ride to the shops or to see their friends.

He used to laugh every time he saw someone in full YAMAHA racing leathers with matching helmet, gloves and boots. He likened this to getting dressed up in a full football kit with matching socks and shorts. It's endemic here but he reckons you never see this phenomenon in Australia.

Since he pointed this ou it now makes me laugh every time I see it. Granted, not all motorcyclists do this but a large proportion do.

I must point out that "here" is the UK, specifically London at the time, but also in the North east where I now live
 
An Australian guy I knew once pointed out that motorcyclists do this too.

He told me that over there a person who rides a motorbike would just stuck on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, jacket if it was cold and ride to the shops or to see their friends.

He used to laugh every time he saw someone in full YAMAHA racing leathers with matching helmet, gloves and boots. He likened this to getting dressed up in a full football kit with matching socks and shorts. It's endemic here but he reckons you never see this phenomenon in Australia.

Since he pointed this ou it now makes me laugh every time I see it. Granted, not all motorcyclists do this but a large proportion do.

I must point out that "here" is the UK, specifically London at the time, but also in the North east where I now live
i wouldnt laugh at a bike rider wearing leathers, jeans and t-shirt dont hold up real well when you slide on tarmac or gravel, i draw the line at the streamlining bumps and plastered adverts on a street bike rider though, you get them a lot in ireland because of all the road racing here, the only person who is allowed to wear that shit is someone mad enough to go 200mph on a village road in the pouring rain:icon_chee
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nutcases yes, wankers.....no

 
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i wouldnt laugh at a bike rider wearing leathers, jeans and t-shirt dont hold up real well when you slide on tarmac or gravel, i draw the line at the streamlining bumps and plastered adverts on a street bike rider though, you get them a lot in ireland because of all the road racing here, the only person who is allowed to wear that shit is someone mad enough to go 200mph on a village road in the pouring rain:icon_chee
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nutcases yes, wankers.....no



I guess bikers in Oz must be made of tougher stuff
 
An Australian guy I knew once pointed out that motorcyclists do this too.

He told me that over there a person who rides a motorbike would just stuck on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, jacket if it was cold and ride to the shops or to see their friends.

He used to laugh every time he saw someone in full YAMAHA racing leathers with matching helmet, gloves and boots. He likened this to getting dressed up in a full football kit with matching socks and shorts. It's endemic here but he reckons you never see this phenomenon in Australia.

Since he pointed this ou it now makes me laugh every time I see it. Granted, not all motorcyclists do this but a large proportion do.

I must point out that "here" is the UK, specifically London at the time, but also in the North east where I now live

Full leathers on your bike is a sensible idea. Hospital doctors don't refer to bikers as organ donors for no reason.

Replica racing leathers though, yeah, that's too far.
 
yes! i bike ride in my local neighborhood, and i'll see these guys racing around families and other people on their bikes like they're on the tour de france lol. those guys are definitely wankers.

LOL - I was gonna say the same thing. I mean I get being comfortable on a bike and stuff like that. But these bicycle full kit wankers wear tour de Frace gear complete with sponsors and matching outfits. Then when they get to Starbucks 2 seconds earlier than they would have just wearing regular clothes they stand in line wearing the full gear and helmet and glasses and everything....LOL.
They are sooooo annoying and think they own the road.
 
Och, back to the loch wi' you, Nessie.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!:icon_evil:icon_evil
meanwhile we are busy creating wankers in africa...
"More than 600 football tops have been donated by UK fans to homeless people in Africa, Asia and South America as part of a shirt "amnesty".
The National Football Museum in Manchester invited supporters last summer to donate old shirts for the charity Street Child United.
BBC Sport commentator Guy Mowbray gave 26 tops while Scotland boss Gordon Strachan also donated shirts.
The museum has launched another amnesty this summer for the charity Kit Aid. man city were the most donated strip"
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!:icon_evil:icon_evil
meanwhile we are busy creating wankers in africa...
"More than 600 football tops have been donated by UK fans to homeless people in Africa, Asia and South America as part of a shirt "amnesty".
The National Football Museum in Manchester invited supporters last summer to donate old shirts for the charity Street Child United.
BBC Sport commentator Guy Mowbray gave 26 tops while Scotland boss Gordon Strachan also donated shirts.
The museum has launched another amnesty this summer for the charity Kit Aid. man city were the most donated strip"
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Paulo Wanchope is looking well.
 
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