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Full kit w**kers, now an MMA problem? Challenge....

CardinalAqua said:
whats wrong with going Full Kit?
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curryjunkie said:
no its as creative as..." ingerland!" boring as fuck, the point of a good chant is to wind up the opposition, show your complete contempt for a decision, or referee, and to make people laugh.
when man utd played liverpool the chants at the korean player park...
""Park, Park, wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country! But it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in a council house!"
perfectly convey both scorn and humour in one chant .
there was a midfielder at brentford, bob booker, and when he chopped an opponent down , the crowd would instantly sing the death march,followed quickly by "booker!" :)
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Yeah chanting your countries name is pretty standard, but the point is Americans don't really have much else going or any sense of humour to go with it.

Another Korean dog eating one was "He'll get the ball and score, he'll eat your Labrador" :icon_chee
 
Wouldn't you need gloves and a mouthpiece to be a full kit wanker? Jersey and shorts are not enough.
 
it's happened again

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TheShockmaster said:
The classics to referees "You don't know what you're doing", "Who's the wanker in the black?" and "You're not fit to referee" is useful any time Mazaghatti is near a cage.

"You're so shit it's unbelievable" at James Toney maybe?
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No, you can save that one for Mazzagatti when the usual ones won't do anymore.
 
Swindon vs Liverpool pre-season friendly some idiot turned up in a half Swindon half Liverpool shirt. I don't think he had shorts on, but still terrible. He got ridiculed beyond belief online. I'll have to try and dig out a photo.
 
Rex Kwon Do said:
...if not lack of interest, what's your explanation for why America isn't top dog in soccer? It is the third largest country in the world, and the two above it are more racially homogeneous and much less wealthy. The US has over 300M people, lots of money, is very multiethnic, has a strong sports culture...does this sound like the profile of a country that would be bad at soccer? Doesn't to me. It sounds like social reasons--i.e. lack of interest--plays a the main role in why they don't do well.

That will probably change in the next decade or so, though, as the ever increasing number of Latin American immigrants popularize soccer.
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The USA have got a very decent soccer team, man. You may not be the best, but your soccer team beats most established national teams most days, and that's a country that hasn't really embraced the sport.

You always do respectably well in World Cups.

The sport is more popular in the States than some would like to admit. You have your established sports, that are always gonna be more popular and draw more eyes, but soccer is a sport you're good at too. I always root for the Yanks at the World Cup, you're a slight underdog that most don't expect to do well but you always put up a good fight and get fairly far along in the tournament.
 
I can see Aldo fans drooling for a full kit after finding this out. They're a perfect fit for this mess. Probably emailing and tweeting him to death to give in to Reebok.
 
The_Renaissance said:
The USA have got a very decent soccer team, man. You may not be the best, but your soccer team beats most established national teams most days, and that's a country that hasn't really embraced the sport.

You always do respectably well in World Cups.

The sport is more popular in the States than some would like to admit. You have your established sports, that are always gonna be more popular and draw more eyes, but soccer is a sport you're good at too. I always root for the Yanks at the World Cup, you're a slight underdog that most don't expect to do well but you always put up a good fight and get fairly far along in the tournament.
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For $100,000 cash right now if you asked me to name one American soccer player - who plays for any team - I would lose. If we polled 30 people in my office, I think everyone would lose.

I honestly don't even know the names of teams other than the one local to Philadelphia (city I live in) and its because I met someone who worked for them.

It's hard to express just how few people know that professional soccer is even a thing in America. For whatever reason, it's largely ignored compared to other sports.
 
Glad to now have a name to apply to these weirdos.

The Shockmaster dropping knowledge.


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I Hate You said:
I can see Aldo fans drooling for a full kit after finding this out. They're a perfect fit for this mess. Probably emailing and tweeting him to death to give in to Reebok.
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I thought you got shamed into silence awhile back?
 
i knew a guy who lived in swindon. cool town.

anyway, that looks goofy as hell haha. only time it's acceptable is when it's halloween. even then, it's kind of weird.
 
The Bard said:
After reviewing this thread and careful deliberation, I have determined that the American version of the FKW is the guy who cycles non-competitively (no cycling competitions, no triathlons, etc.) but rides around your neighborhood in full competitive gear. This was mentioned by a poster earlier, and I fully agree:

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yes! i bike ride in my local neighborhood, and i'll see these guys racing around families and other people on their bikes like they're on the tour de france lol. those guys are definitely wankers.
 
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